The Worst Hand I Ever Played - Page 4

Diamond Lie · #31 08-26-2007, 05:53 PM

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Rofl at that video. Highlight was Gavin whatshisname winning a 3bb pot (open-limped button, sb calls, bb checks, flop checked around, Gavin takes it down vs some dudes 3rd pair with a turn bet) ZOMG BEST HAND EVAR!!!!

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Yeah I honestly was suprised that made the highlight reel. Like, wow you got middle and bottom pair to fold out. What a sick bluff! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Kimbell175113 · #32 08-26-2007, 06:02 PM

1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK.

Diamond Lie · #33 08-26-2007, 06:26 PM

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10 20 blinds
i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose

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no way this is your worst hand. my favorite is the "new buddy" hand from PP

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($2970)
Button ($412.30)
SB ($943.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
1 fold, SB (poster) completes, Hero raises to $46, SB calls $46.

Flop: ($132) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $99, SB calls $99.

Turn: ($330) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $199, SB calls $199.

River: ($728) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero calls $2606 (All-In), SB calls $579.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $3913.55

Results in white below: 
Hero has 4h 3h (one pair, sixes).
SB has 2s 2d (two pair, sixes and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $2026.45. SB wins $1887.10. 

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Ben86 · #34 08-26-2007, 06:32 PM

one time I open-mucked top set w/ initiative on the turn in a big pot due to timing out while 8 tabling and discussing the hands w/ a friend while playing them.

"I'm going to bet smaller here to set up an easy river sho- aww god damnit no [censored] way"

Diamond Lie · #35 08-26-2007, 06:50 PM

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1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK.

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lol payoffwizard

Split Suit · #36 08-26-2007, 06:57 PM

whoops [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 ($55.40)
MP2 ($42.90)
MP3 ($19.50)
CO ($65.90)
Button ($48.50)
SB ($59.70)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($121.65)
UTG+1 ($60.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
7 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $2.5, SB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $3.8, Hero calls $3.80.

Turn: ($12.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($12.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero raises to $44.2 (All-In), SB calls $33.20.

Final Pot: $100.50

Results Below:
SB has Kc Qh (full house, queens full of threes).
Hero has Tc Th (full house, tens full of queens).
Outcome: SB wins $100.50.

fish leader · #37 08-26-2007, 07:01 PM

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $198.00
BB: $182.75
UTG: $200.00
CO: $174.35
BTN: $447.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG raises to $8.00, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, Hero raises to $34.00, BB folds, UTG calls $26.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($78) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $44.00, UTG calls $44.00

Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets all-in for $120.00, UTG calls $120.00

River: ($406) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $406.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$206.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$198.00)

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just wow

RichAM · #38 08-26-2007, 07:14 PM

This is why I suck at life.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($67.30)
SB ($103.45)
BB ($100)
Hero ($127.25)
MP1 ($33.45)
MP2 ($104.10)
CO ($81)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, 1 fold, Button raises to $5, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, MP1 folds, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($13.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($21.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $9, Hero calls $9.

River: ($39.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $25, Button raises to $49.3, Hero calls $24.30.

Final Pot: $138.10

Results in white below:
Hero has 3h 3s (four of a kind, threes).
Button has Td Ts (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Button wins $138.10.

fish leader · #39 08-26-2007, 07:22 PM

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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

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warp whistle to the white mushroom house in world 6-3, you have to collect 143 coins in 82 seconds to receive the special message from the princess

Insane_Steve · #40 08-26-2007, 07:39 PM

Live donkament with ridiculously terrible structure, blinds 50/100, I have about 3200, donk to my left has about 3100

UTG+1 raises to 150, blinds 25/50, like 6 people call, I call out of the BB with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Flop comes KJJ. Somehow it gets checked around.

Turn Q, donk on my left bets 300, I raise to 1,000, donk to my left immediately shoves waaaaay out of turn. Weak-tight girl in MP calls all-in despite this.

So in the face of a transparant full house (maybe two), I... call anyways. Donk on my left tables QJ, I smash my head on the table and leave despite having like 100 chips left, and almost intentionally crash my car into a building in disgust.