Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.

[Vincent_Vega]

What's more chickensh!t than fvkking with another man's automobile?

[RunDownHouse]

GF: Did you just see that commercial with Lebron? He was hitting shot after shot from 90ft away!

[neuroman]

Sister: "Um... where's Congress?"

[Inthacup]

After finding son's stash:

Who taught you how to do this stuff?

Son: From you, alright!? I learned it from watching you!

[Lonhro]

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GF: Wanna try anal?

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Did it hurt when she stuck it in you?

[youtalkfunny]

I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet.

DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching?

ME: Tennis.

DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls?

ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then).

DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova?

ME: That one.

DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know.

ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life)

[Yeti]

youtalk,

hahaha

[RayPowers]

Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:

"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again."

Ray

[NoMeansYes_]

Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.

[Sephus]

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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:

"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again."

Ray

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