I need help BBV

[flipdeadshot22]

This is completely pathetic, and i've destroyed any reputation i've had at this site already by making this post (if any) but i'm reaching out to anyone who can help. I lost my job, and then proceeded to entrust my last years savings of, wait for it, 5,600 dollars to an investment which didn't exactly work out the way i thought it would, and as a result of which am completly busto. I have a balance of literally 1.50 in my checking account and need to find a way to robusto that. I offer anything amusing I may be able to do for the enjoyment of BBV as a sacrifice for at least a couple bucks, and if not, i guess ridicule is in order for my stupidity. In either case, my stars name is flipdeadshot, and if you help me out in this horrible situation, i am more than willing to pay you back + a percentage you see as fit. Thank you all for listening.