You know you're a SNG junkie when...

[Hendricks433]

I was setting up a friends internet and I was reading them a password and it was a series of numbers and letters and the first letter was a Q and I said queen. She looked at me like WTF?!?!?

[durron597]

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Quasi-related:

n) You think of taxes or surcharges as "rake".

n+1) You think of any partial rebate, including coupons, as "rakeback".

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You know you're a math geek when you see this post and immediately think of Mathematical Induction.

[PartySNGer]

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

[hoyasnaxa]

I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

[PartySNGer]

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

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I entered a 30+3 at Eurobet and finished 2nd without ever opening the table. Support told me I could play up to 6 tables, so I registered for 6, but could only open 4 tables and never opened this tournament. Amazingly, I ended up with a 2nd place. The truly sad thing is that it clearly says "AWAY", when someone isn't connected and neither 3rd nore 4th was smart enough to wait me out.

[tshort]

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite believable.

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Sorry, I had to say I believe you.

[bigt439]

I saw too felt letter A's on my friends front hall table sitting next to one another. My thought process was:

- Alcoholics Anonymous
- Aces
- Assistant captain's lettering for a hockey jersey

They actually ended up being letters for hockey jerseys, but the fact that those 3 thought hit me so fast seemed pretty funny to me.

[chiaroscuro]

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

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I did that a month or so after I started playing seriously and thought I was the absolute nuts. Still not very sure how common it is although I imagine lots of people on here have done it at some stage.

[MikeMcQ1]

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I was setting up a friends internet and I was reading them a password and it was a series of numbers and letters and the first letter was a Q and I said queen. She looked at me like WTF?!?!?

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I'll start figuring my outs when I see a series of numbers like a liscence plate...

A2 654K

And then when he cuts me off, I don't get road rage...I "drive on Tilt." [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[hoyasnaxa]

Yea, it is just so funny when after seeing me push 15 times in a row, people ahead of me still call the blind and then fold when I went all in. It is hillarious.