You know you're a SNG junkie when...

[Hornacek]

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6) you wont consider a monitor or laptop unless it supports 1600X1200 resolution

7) YOU LOGON TO THIS FORUM AT LEAST 125923 TIMES A DAY

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personally i'm always logged in. i hope, for your sake, that you don't log in every time. i imagine that would become quite tedious.

[Inyaface]

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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Or you give him 177.82 and when they ask what this is you say IM ALL IN!

[Solami17]

9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

[DeathbySuckout]

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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This one hit home for me.

[Hornacek]

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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????

please say u saved the hand history. i wanna see.

[Solami17]

It was a home game with 7 players.

Second hand the guy to my right busts 2 players with a straight. The next hand UTG goes all in with AK and 77 call, I call in BB with AA and I hold. The next hand, short stack goes all in with A7 and I call out of BB with AQ and flop a Q. Heads up I am in SB with J7 of clubs and I call, BB checks. Flop was 89T with 2 clubs: He bet, I raise and he goes all in and I call. He has J7o and i turn my flush...I win

[hyde]

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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I type lol to be polite sometimes when I am really only smiling.
this post made my eyes water and if I hadn't already been standing up I would have fallen out of my chair......POTY

[durron597]

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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This one hit home for me.

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Me, too.

[IdiotVig]

Quasi-related:

n) You think of taxes or surcharges as "rake".

n+1) You think of any partial rebate, including coupons, as "rakeback".

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i didn't think it was THAT funny