The dirty Sanchez, etc - NSFW

[naSTIboost]

Post one with description. I'll start..

Dog in a Bathtub:
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

[disasterflop]

angry pirate:
When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

[MikeyObviously]

kennebunkport surprise:...urban dic

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.

Space docking: [censored] in the 'gine.

my two favs

edit: [censored] is censored. it means pooping.

[CaptainBusto]

Walrus - Shoot your load in her mouth and before she gets a chance to swallow pinch the middle of her lips together and hit in her in the back of the head and your [censored] will ooze out the sides of her mouth like a walrus's tusks.

[CaptainBusto]

The Yoda - While receiveing oral pleasure, blow your snot all over her, lift her by the throat and make her quote Star Wars.

Zamboni - You are doin’ a chick from behind. When you are about to bust, you pull it out and spray it on her back, then you spread it over her back with your nuts, like a Zamboni.

[blueflame]

f u busto

[friskyfleabag]

The Houdini #1 - you're doing a girl from behind, and as you're about to cum you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns her head around you cum in her face.

The Houdini #2 - you're doing a girl from behind in front of a first floor window. You quickly pull out, and your friend continues banging her. You then proceed to go outside and wave at her from outside the window. MAGICK!

[KAknight]

Glass Bottom Boat - Place a single layer of Saran Wrap on top of you partner's face...then poop on it.

[marty_palin]

lol where r these from? link us in

[His Boy Elroy]

doggy style: you do a girl from behind... LIKE DOGS DO IT