Japanese bathroom trip report

[Grasshopp3r]

Nice TR.

The problem with those baby wipes is that they tend to cause plumbing problems. I need to upgrade my toilet after reading this TR. You use it every day, so it is only a couple bucks per day. Plus, it will save you on enemas.

[Boris]

Homer - You have no idea the amount money, time and engineering effort the Japanese put in their toilets. Without having used the device, I can safely say you will get doodoo on you scrotum.

[Pokertastic]

Great read!

My univeristy newspaper actually has a column called, "The Loo Review". It's written by a guy I went to highchool with. He essentially goes around campus and writes reviews on bathrooms.

[SlamminP]

I don't have any experience from these Japanese wonder toilets, but doesn't the spray just spread the crap around your asscheeks? I mean, it'll get rid of all the large chunks but it'll spread a thin layer of [censored] around your cheeks and down your balls, will it not?

[doubLe a tom]

That TR was the best thing I have read in a long time. Just awesome.

[DarkForceRising]

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Probably the best OOT post this year.

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No.

[Happytime Harry]

So now you don't even have to wash your hands.

Ship it Fedex.

[tsearcher]

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Didn't the try to market moist toilet paper here (in the US) a couple years ago for this purpose?

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They still make them. They're like baby wipes for adults. Scott Moist Wipes are one popular brand.

[DavidC]

This was absolutely awesome! Thank you!

[J.C. Gloves]

Bravo OP, Bravo. Why didn't I find this earlier? Wasted enuff reading time on other crap. Always satisfying to get entertained in the process.