Funny girlfriend quotes

[Hellrazor]

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

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So, where do I sign up?

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Sorry Gouken, she prefers the ladies.

[Tennenbaum]

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

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So, where do I sign up?

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Sorry Gouken, she prefers the ladies.

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I prefer anyone who is cool, likes some things I like, who isnt a stuck up [censored], and isnt a loser. And generally I've been lax on the loser point in the past. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Nicholasp27]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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she's right

it's most likely a rigged wheel

it can't be 100% since there is a chance that it happens, but most likely it's rigged and so 99% is a good answer since u don't wanna say 100% due to slight chance of 1/2^99

[BadBeatMagnet]

Nights at home when the girlfriend and I aren't doing anything particularly interesting I'll play poker and she'll play Playstation. That's right, she's a gamer. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, She gets to this one tough level near the end of Crash Bandicoot 2 and dies like 20 times...

At which point she drops the controller in frustration and proclaims...

Girlfriend: I just blew 20 guys in like 5 minutes!

I was laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes.

[Morrek]

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Girlfriend: I just blew 20 guys in like 5 minutes!

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That's pretty awesome.

[Farfenugen]

I was watching football with my ex.

Her: What does that yellow line mean?
Me: Thats where the first down is located.
Her: So how do they keep moving it on the field?

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There's lots of "Let's check dictionary.com!" in our relationship.

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Wow. That sounds like a friggin blast.

Do you spend your Saturdays playing some hot, sexy Scrabble?

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Hey dont poke fun. Board games are the [censored]. I love scrabble (i suck because I cant spell) but to me this is a must in a mate. They must like to play board games, they must go bowling and play mini golf w/ me.

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Congratulations, you're about to have a full PM box.

[Million$$$Man]

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that was more of the joke part, we really broke up because of several other issues, such as her being a flaming whore and dropping her life for drinking lots of alcohol and hooking up with guys that she thought loved her, then used her, only for her to spend countless hours crying to her roomate about it. she'll die alone.

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Atleast you're not bitter.

[VTDuffman]

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I was watching football with my ex.

Her: What does that yellow line mean?
Me: Thats where the first down is located.
Her: So how do they keep moving it on the field?

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nh. my gf asked me the same question once.

"How do they move that yellow line so fast?"

I love her, but I laughed in her face on that one.

[Pokertastic]

One time me and my ex were on a bike ride and as we approach a street sign she stares at it for a few seconds trying to comprehend what she is reading and says "it looks like we made it to line-cone street"

I crack up then say, "no, we made it to Lincoln street. You know... like the dead president."