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Old 11-13-2007, 09:15 AM
OtisBlue415 OtisBlue415 is offline
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Default Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore

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From what I've read, morning wood is an indicator of testosterone since it peaks during sleep/morning.

You might want to get your testosterone levels checked.

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Damn you, now I've got to get this checked out.
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:29 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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either you're not ever waking up during REM sleep anymore or your penis no longer functions

it's probably the latter
sorry

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you don't have a bone during regular sleep, just REM?
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:34 AM
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last night i had a dream that i died, then i woke up. then i had a dream that i won a pga tour event. then i woke up to find out i only got 10th [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]. then i woke up again to find out i was 2 dreams deep. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:46 AM
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last night i had a dream that i died, then i woke up. then i had a dream that i won a pga tour event. then i woke up to find out i only got 10th [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]. then i woke up again to find out i was 2 dreams deep. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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yeah but did you wake up with a boner?
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:52 AM
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last night i had a dream that i died, then i woke up. then i had a dream that i won a pga tour event. then i woke up to find out i only got 10th [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]. then i woke up again to find out i was 2 dreams deep. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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yeah but did you wake up with a boner?

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like 12 times
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Old 11-13-2007, 08:07 AM
its_just_me its_just_me is offline
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i'm 24 and he's still saluting every morning afaik
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:02 AM
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When I was 14/15 I would wake up to a boner every morning and would proceed to bash off as to wake myself up. Now I NEVER EVER wake up to one. I reckon this is a pretty bad beat; but is it normal?

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Just to be clear, is the boner in question yours or someone elses?
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:04 AM
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When I was 14/15 I would wake up to a boner every morning and would proceed to bash off as to wake myself up. Now I NEVER EVER wake up to one. I reckon this is a pretty bad beat; but is it normal?

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Just to be clear, is the boner in question yours or someone elses?

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I lol'd irl.
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:24 AM
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When I was 14/15 I would wake up to a boner every morning and would proceed to bash off as to wake myself up. Now I NEVER EVER wake up to one. I reckon this is a pretty bad beat; but is it normal?

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Just to be clear, is the boner in question yours or someone elses?

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OROFLLFL
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:29 AM
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ROFL

RE: OP

It depends on so much sh*t, i.e. how much exercise you're getting, how active you are generally, what you're thinking about all day, whether you're dreaming, what you're eating, whether you're getting teh regular nook, how much you jack it off otherwise. i hate morning wank, it's so ungratifying.
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