Possible cum/loogy in my burger

[SNOWBALL]

I went to jack in the box at 3am a few days ago. I got 2 reg tacos, a chicken sandwich, and a bacon ultimate cheeseburger. Towards the middle of the bacon ultimate cheeseburger, things started to taste wrong. I was pretty sure there was a loogey or snot or cum or something human in my mouth, and it didn't belong to me. The only thing that puzzles me if WTF they would do that to me. I went to the drive-thru, and I wasn't rude at all.

How should I go about taking action? I still have the burger in my fridge. Hopefully, I didn't ingest too much of the evidence.

[ryanj247]

well wtf, did you open up the burger and take a look to see if there was anything you could visually confirm to be a bodily fluid?

[evilgenius]

Their life sucks...
Now yours does too...
Feel their pain man!

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

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Their life sucks...
Now yours does too...
Taste their pain man!

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FYP

[Action Scott]

Pozzed?

But seriously, i think you should visually inspect the burger and try to confirm what you think may be true. If there is something suspicious, maybe contact a lawyer, they may at least be able to point you in the right direction.

[The X-Factor]

BBV?

[tagtastic]

Don't trust anywhere that sells both tacos and bacon cheesburgers at 3am.

Think about the kind of people who would agree to work for $6/hr at Jack in the Box.. at 3am.. Why this happened should be no real mystery.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

plus burgers just feel so GOOD

[astroglide]

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I got 2 reg tacos, a chicken sandwich, and a bacon ultimate cheeseburger.

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are you obese?

iirc bacon ultimates have mayo and 2 kinds of cheese. it could have congealed in a funny-seeming way. unless you saved the "evidence" i'd do nothing.

[4_2_it]

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