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help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
so we all constantly chill in irc, a bunch of MSNL guys, and this micro stakes guy named "croz" always is annoying us. basically hes a huge arrogrant prick, constantly bragging about the pussy he gets, the money he gets from his parents, and the car he has, all while playing $5 NL. so we ban him from the channel, and thats when the hilarity starts
part 1 - croz is angered, and delivers his ultimatum, in the form of errands [ QUOTE ] <croz> as soon as i get done with my errands for the day; you, jfish, tommyinlv (and whoever is in that house with him) will not have internet. thats -EV. SEE YOU SOON! <yvezaint> haha dude u are pathetic <croz> yea so is ur comcast which will be DEAD as soon as i get back inside in a bit <croz> btw whats ur ftp/stars name so i can own ur [censored] whenever i see u on <yvezaint> man so whats it like <yvezaint> having no life <croz> no life? <yvezaint> bein as pathetic and douchey as u <croz> its bots doing it <croz> not like i sit here <yvezaint> why u such a douchebag dude lmao <croz> i just .blunt <ip> and use ports if i want. <croz> nothing hard <croz> douchebag? u guys ban me for fun. <croz> whos the douche again? <yvezaint> we ban u cos u are annoying and being an arrogant prick to us in chat <yvezaint> .blunt smoke [/ QUOTE ] part 2 - i find out croz is actualy one of the most feared beings in the land of efnet, where nerds like him roam [ QUOTE ] <croz> oh dear, u guys have messed with one of efnets best [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] <croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html <croz> [censored] should checkout what chat network ur coming to and who u [censored] with for fun before u do <yvezaint> its not for fun dude <croz> ask tommyinlv's roommate, he knows who i [censored] with apparently this link is super important, because he posts it again and again <croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html <croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html <croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html <croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html <yvezaint> u can go ahead and do ur little tricks <yvezaint> act like a baby <yvezaint> whatev <yvezaint> we dont give a [censored] <croz> ok <yvezaint> but it just shows how pathetic u are <croz> im just gonna [censored] with the whole channel now <yvezaint> to take something like this <yvezaint> so far <croz> u bitches are gay <croz> gonna be fun seeing barely any of u guys online playing <croz> WHERE MSNL SCENE GO <croz> Oh wait, they dont have internet.... [/ QUOTE ] part 3 - most feared in all of efnet steps outside "for realz" [ QUOTE ] [09:15] <croz> k im outside now for realz. ttyl, btw shows how much u get out, puerto ricans piss arrogance 5 minutes later ... [09:20] <croz> sorry sorry, last thing. u guys could have been like, croz stop or ban. <croz> but did u guys EVER warn? nope <croz> k thx <croz> now for realz, bbl <yvezaint> um yea ur ban was temporary earlier <croz> ok then take it off i havent done anything yet <yvezaint> so how was that 5 minute outside now for realz <yvezaint> sorry dude, now that u even threatneed us <yvezaint> after we banned u <yvezaint> no way hah [/ QUOTE ] part 4 - i learn a little about his language, and he learns a little about mine [ QUOTE ] <yvezaint> ok dude whatev <croz> no moneeeys without ARE having the intarnet! <croz> whatev? this aint clueless bitch <croz> lol <yvezaint> yea and this aint some ridic battle u make this out to be <yvezaint> why do u want to get into #msnl anyways lol <yvezaint> its not like u play our games [/ QUOTE ] part 5 - croz reveals to me where he gathers with the rest of his nerd brood, as they are all very powerful beings in the land of efnet [ QUOTE ] <croz> #r3wt <croz> join there <croz> and see who im in the channel with <croz> then look up who bysin is <croz> see who the [censored] i [censored] with <croz> ur too dumb to even accept my warnings <croz> god <croz> u really are a degen <yvezaint> and u really are a huge nerd [/ QUOTE ] parts 6 through whatever it is coming up - it gets better |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
part 6 - using clever trick known as "this is u, haha isnt it", we find out the true identity of our villain
[ QUOTE ] <yvezaint> http://a663.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...44123662_l.jpg <croz> who the [censored] is that <yvezaint> nice unibrow <croz> lol <croz> what? www.myspace.com/ricandada is me (bingo) <croz> u idiot lol <croz> jeez not only a degen but a [censored] idiot <croz> <croz> thats me <yvezaint> ahahahahaha <croz> http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...t=sprbreak.jpg <croz> on the left <croz> show me pics of u plz? <croz> nope just wanted to show im not the guy in that pic <croz> [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] <croz> dunno where u got it from [/ QUOTE ] part 7 - croz the great puerto rican on efnet further states his threats [ QUOTE ] <croz> listen honestly <croz> the more u talk [censored] <croz> the more bots gonna be hitting u <croz> not pathetic ur the one that is not gonna have internet while im BALLIN UP THE $5nl lol <yvezaint> lol <yvezaint> im not even home lmao <croz> then ur getting someones [censored] owned <croz> and THEN getting ur [censored] at home owned when u GET home [/ QUOTE ] more to come |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored].
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
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I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] Funniest post on this thread. |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
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I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] sorry but apparently u are new around here and do not know that i created bbv a long time ago |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
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[ QUOTE ] I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] sorry but apparently u are new around here and do not know that i created bbv a long time ago [/ QUOTE ] well, yea this thread just clicked with me who you are, but just cos you used to be somebody in BBV doesn't mean you can get away with posting this [censored] [censored] and acting like the accountant. But yea, you suck. |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] sorry but apparently u are new around here and do not know that i created bbv a long time ago [/ QUOTE ] well, yea this thread just clicked with me who you are, but just cos you used to be somebody in BBV doesn't mean you can get away with posting this [censored] [censored] and acting like the accountant. But yea, you suck. [/ QUOTE ] The Hag = croz? parts 10, 11, 12 are gold |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
part 8 - our valiant hero tries to fight back
[ QUOTE ] <yvezaint> man u are pathetic <yvezaint> is this waht u do all day <yvezaint> threaten ppl over the internet <yvezaint> like some nerd <croz> yea i are mega-nerd <croz> i wear glasses and suck at sports <croz> wait neither is true <croz> :\ <yvezaint> well u spend ur time online <yvezaint> threatening ppl <yvezaint> when they ban u from chat rooms <yvezaint> soooo i cant think of anything more nerdier <yvezaint> than that <croz> nope <croz> actually i barely ddos people any more last time was yesterday to drop everyone from #micronl so bots could actually get ops <croz> but other than that had been like a month or more <yvezaint> there, theres the proof u are a huge nerd haha [/ QUOTE ] part 9 - the great croz impresses me with his sick nasty myspace page [ QUOTE ] <croz> BRO BRO BRO.... im a nice guy really. LOOK AT MY 31337 MYSPACE <croz> and look through my friends <yvezaint> " Major: Nursing" <croz> see how many beautiful chicks i ACTUALLY know <yvezaint> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha <croz> yea ur right, u guys arent used to getting pussy <croz> well at least from good lookin bitches [/ QUOTE ] part 10 - the great croz now explains why he is a wizard on efnet, and why he is so powerful [ QUOTE ] <croz> but the great thing is <croz> unlike real life where i do something and get in trouble, ie. beat ur ass <croz> on the internet, so much funner and easier and harder to get in trouble! <yvezaint> yes, the internet, where nerds like u rule <yvezaint> the most feared wizard in all of efnet <croz> not most feared, maybe at one time short time ago <croz> now, hmmmm.... prolly xmage or another of my friends <yvezaint> ahahaha are u even listening to urself <croz> but i could make more bots if u want? <croz> and take over the #1 <yvezaint> ahghahahahahahah <yvezaint> i cant believe u nerds even have a ranking for this [censored] <yvezaint> who has the most bots on irc <croz> I used to have 100,000+ <croz> But Foonet got raided by the FBI <croz> so I lost some IRCD's that i had bots hosted on <yvezaint> i cant even tell if ur makin words up dude lmao heres where i found out croz is a REAL WIZARD, much like harry potter <croz> IRCD = Internet Relay Chat Daemon <croz> its what you're connected to right now <yvezaint> SICK <yvezaint> so u wizards have daemons!?? <croz> not demons <croz> DAEMON <yvezaint> how many bots = a daemon?? <croz> an IRCD is what bots connect to if setup that way <yvezaint> teach me more, great wizard <croz> depending on the servers bandwidth u could have anywhere from 5,000 to 50,000+ <croz> You want some bots? <yvezaint> o sick <croz> It's actually pretty fun. i ask him any question u would ask a wizard <yvezaint> do u have dragons <croz> When I used to attend UNF <yvezaint> can u tame me a dragon <croz> I would just take down the schools internet <croz> so we couldn't have classes <yvezaint> sick so did they have magic defences <yvezaint> anti-wizard shields <yvezaint> etc. <croz> Hmmm kind of, called firewalls. <yvezaint> O MAN u can control FIRE <yvezaint> [censored] <croz> But firewalls cant stop DDoS which is Distributed Denial of Service. <croz> Because it floods the ports with too much information that it can't hold back, like a flood! <yvezaint> is that like a lightning bolt <yvezaint> o its like a flood <yvezaint> so u wizards create water <yvezaint> to extinguish <yvezaint> the firewalls <yvezaint> SICK strategy <croz> Yea I like to think so. [/ QUOTE ] part 11 - here i found out where croz learned all this magic lore [ QUOTE ] <croz> Kind of like Magic the Gathering I guess? <croz> Anti-this, anti-that. <croz> Casting spells. <croz> That kind of [censored]. <yvezaint> ya bet u were a great magic the gathering player <yvezaint> u must have rocked tons of wizards in ur day and age [/ QUOTE ] part 12 - now we delve deep into the wizarding community, blending the walls between irc and reality [ QUOTE ] <yvezaint> so what do nerds do when they see other nerds <yvezaint> do u get all defensive <yvezaint> start ddosing each other and [censored] <yvezaint> throw up firewalls in the air <yvezaint> maybe summon a few daemons <croz> Hmmm in real life? <croz> Well I remember one time in CounterStrike at UNF's game room <croz> I headshotted some dude and said HEADSHOT out loud. <yvezaint> wow out loud <croz> He got mad, I guess it was me being arrogant in a dumb game? <croz> He pushed my chair. <yvezaint> WHOA so did u ddos him back ??? <croz> I got up after he sat back down. And I downward slapped his face. <yvezaint> how did u get past his firewall <croz> Honestly I really don't know. <croz> I don't know how it didn't repel me. <yvezaint> this some sick nerd [censored] man, im learnin a lot <yvezaint> so how does the nerd community <yvezaint> deal w/all this <yvezaint> nerd on nerd violence <yvezaint> ddosing each other and [censored] <croz> ummmm <croz> Well people just get owned really. <croz> We put backdoors on peoples computers, DDoS, format peoples computers for fun, etc. <croz> lol that actually reminds me <yvezaint> sounds like a good time <croz> how funny would it be if i used some exploits on u guys <yvezaint> u guys crack open some red bulls <croz> and u guys lost all ur pokertracker information <yvezaint> get together <yvezaint> and start ddosing each others backdoors [/ QUOTE ] and finally, croz ends back on our original note - threatening us [ QUOTE ] <croz> This is getting quite serious actually, thanks for reminding me. <yvezaint> i dont even use pt anymore <croz> I realize that maybe DDoS wont bother YOU. <croz> But theres so much more I could do! <croz> [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] <yvezaint> u are like <yvezaint> a mega wizard <yvezaint> of irc <yvezaint> [censored] u are like <yvezaint> i dunno <yvezaint> like the voldemort of irc <yvezaint> man uare so powerful <croz> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...amp;btnG=Search <croz> guess who contributed to that [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] <croz> yes yes * croz points at himself. [/ QUOTE ] thus ended my correspondence with the great wizard of the realm of efnet, croz, known in our reality as "Ferando" who currently goes to florida gulf coast university for Nursing |
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
msnl can only live in fear from now on, with the shadow of croz "Ferando" the wizard looming over us
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Re: help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz
<croz> I AM THE ABA OF MICROSTAKES
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