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HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
SHIP IT
Just got back from a midday celebration with the rest of the coworkers on my team. Our horrible boss, Karl, was fired earlier today. Security escorted him out of the office. Karl was a Senior VP in the company. He was literally on his 9th life. Here are the top 5 reasons Karl sucked ass: 1. He was passive agressive 2. He micromanaged 3. He was demanding, but thankless 4. He was a dickhole, and made inappropriate comments 5. He was unorganized, and left everything until the last minute Last Thursday, Karl had me stay in the office until 11pm working on a presentation. The thing is, he stood over my shoulder the entire time, telling me exactly what to do with it. Awesome. Formatting a presentation really is a two person job. Way to go Karl, charging the client $140/person/hour for something that could easily be done by one person. Go [censored] yourself, Karl. Hmmm, maybe the whole concept of karma really isn't BS, afterall... |
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
The CIO of my company announced her resignation today. A few people here are pretty stoked.
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world.
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
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Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, especially one that is that high up in the company. SVPs don't get fired every day. Holy [censored], I'm gonna get tanked tonight. I'm taking suggestions for the best celebratory drink (non champagne). Anyone have any good ideas? |
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
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wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him [/ QUOTE ] I've met the person replacing him. She's being transferred within the company. She's very nice and apparently a really good manager/leader. |
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wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him [/ QUOTE ] might be the beers, but this made me laugh hard |
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
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[ QUOTE ] wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him [/ QUOTE ] I've met the person replacing him. She's being transferred within the company. She's very nice and apparently a really good manager/leader. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, you're [censored] |
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
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1. He was passive agressive 2. He micromanaged 3. He was demanding, but thankless 4. He was a dickhole, and made inappropriate comments 5. He was unorganized, and left everything until the last minute [/ QUOTE ] hm i could do this - is the position still available? |
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Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned
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[ QUOTE ] Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, especially one that is that high up in the company. SVPs don't get fired every day. Holy [censored], I'm gonna get tanked tonight. I'm taking suggestions for the best celebratory drink (non champagne). Anyone have any good ideas? [/ QUOTE ] Irish Car Bombs always do the trick. |
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