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Old 06-27-2007, 02:40 PM
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Default HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned

SHIP IT

Just got back from a midday celebration with the rest of the coworkers on my team. Our horrible boss, Karl, was fired earlier today. Security escorted him out of the office.

Karl was a Senior VP in the company. He was literally on his 9th life. Here are the top 5 reasons Karl sucked ass:

1. He was passive agressive
2. He micromanaged
3. He was demanding, but thankless
4. He was a dickhole, and made inappropriate comments
5. He was unorganized, and left everything until the last minute


Last Thursday, Karl had me stay in the office until 11pm working on a presentation. The thing is, he stood over my shoulder the entire time, telling me exactly what to do with it. Awesome. Formatting a presentation really is a two person job. Way to go Karl, charging the client $140/person/hour for something that could easily be done by one person.


Go [censored] yourself, Karl. Hmmm, maybe the whole concept of karma really isn't BS, afterall...
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned

The CIO of my company announced her resignation today. A few people here are pretty stoked.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:42 PM
DCF in SoCal DCF in SoCal is offline
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Default Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned

Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:44 PM
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Default Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned

wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:51 PM
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Default Re: HUGE BRAG: My boss just got shitcanned

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Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world.

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Yeah, especially one that is that high up in the company. SVPs don't get fired every day.


Holy [censored], I'm gonna get tanked tonight. I'm taking suggestions for the best celebratory drink (non champagne). Anyone have any good ideas?
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:53 PM
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wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him

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I've met the person replacing him. She's being transferred within the company. She's very nice and apparently a really good manager/leader.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:55 PM
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wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him

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might be the beers, but this made me laugh hard
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:56 PM
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wait till you see the rat bastard that replaces him

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I've met the person replacing him. She's being transferred within the company. She's very nice and apparently a really good manager/leader.

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yeah, you're [censored]
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Old 06-27-2007, 03:05 PM
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1. He was passive agressive
2. He micromanaged
3. He was demanding, but thankless
4. He was a dickhole, and made inappropriate comments
5. He was unorganized, and left everything until the last minute

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hm i could do this - is the position still available?
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Old 06-27-2007, 03:07 PM
JacksonMassey JacksonMassey is offline
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Congrats, being rid of a prick boss is indeed a monumental brag because it (sadly) happens sooooo infrequently in the corporate world.

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Yeah, especially one that is that high up in the company. SVPs don't get fired every day.


Holy [censored], I'm gonna get tanked tonight. I'm taking suggestions for the best celebratory drink (non champagne). Anyone have any good ideas?

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Irish Car Bombs always do the trick.
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