Official Week 11 Fantasy Bitch/Brag Thread

[Shajen]

Bitch:

almost every [censored] player on my team is riding the pine due to injuries.

YAY. Scored a season low 46 points this week. My opponent scored 121.

Oh well, I was in first place, now there is a 4 way tie for first. WTF?

[Suigin406]

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is mcnabb out for the year?

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yea, he's done for...

beat: got my ass kicked by the 2nd to last place team in our league...

brag:nothing...this week totally blowed...

[Dudd]

Bitch: McNabb killed me
Bitch: I still had a shot until LT2 dropped 41 freaking points.

[Kneel B4 Zod]

Brag: I have LT2, Lee Evans, JP Losman, and the NE Defense in the 2+2 Dynasty league. I will beat the 1st place team by 140 points this week (I have 190).

Beat: I am 2nd in points this year , but am only 7-4 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Variance: Will probably miss the playoffs [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Variance:

[capone0]

Lost my second game of the year. Well unless Shockey gets a -7 which is almost impossible in any league. I need Eli to beat Plaxico by 21 points tonight which is highly doubtful. I'll still have a 1 game advantage.

Bitch: I didn't play Joe Horn or Lee Evans. I played Stallworth, Roy Williams and Javon Walker. He had Carson and LJ ;/.

Brag: Gore, Chicago D. One of the stronger teams who is obviously done now has lost Portis, McNabb, K. Jones, W. McGahee during games. The other 2nd place team with LT lost but will probally make the playoffs no matter what happens, the rest of his team was awful this week.

[SL__72]

Bitch: Mike Bell on the bench
Bitch: Kevin Jones goes down
Bitch: (brag?) Lamont Jordan = done (he was on the bench)
Brag: Picked up Miami's Defense to play vs. my awful Vikings and it def. payed off
Brag: Ocho Cinco
Brag: Destroyed the #1 team in the league (ended his 8 game winning streak) to move into 2nd place

[ScottieK]

Bitch: Colston at TE....guess it was too good to be true the whole season. Missed out on the Brees pass-happy day.
Bitch: Housh, for now. I guess Cincy's opponents figured that, if Housh is getting all the passes, then they need to defend against him and not Chad Johnson.
Bitch: Rivers and Edge were only two players I started that scored over ten points.
Brag: I still won by three....could luck into playoffs.

Friend's bitch: started four guys that had zero points (Isaac Bruce, Kevin Jones, Desmond Clark, and Jeff Wilkins.) If Fred Taylor doesn't get any today, that will be five.

ScottieK

[SL__72]

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Friend's bitch: started four guys that had zero points (Isaac Bruce, Kevin Jones, Desmond Clark, and Jeff Wilkins.) If Fred Taylor doesn't get any today, that will be five.


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My brother had a similar week, mostly due to St Louis sucking:

Bolger: 0
Steven Jackson: 2
Wilkins: 0
Witten: 1

[Russ M.]

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Brag: In this same league (keeper), somebody dropped Clinton Portis. I have the 4th highest waiver priority and the 3 guys ahead of me rarely pay attention so I have a great shot at grabbing Portis and having a backfield of LT2 and Portis for next year.

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Brag update: I did indeed claim Portis, baffling a few owners including the guy who dropped him, unaware that we can keep one OR two players from our squad this year. Hahahahahahaha

[MikeyPatriot]

Unless I'm calculating wrong or there's a stat error, I just lost to the second worst team in my league by 1 point. Why did you fumble, Fred Taylor. And why couldn't you gain 80 yards so I could at least tie?