Dumb people you've slept with?

[RustedCorpse]

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And you get laid?

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My only game tends to appeal to the scientific minded woman. "Hmmm that thing over there is really wierd, I don't understand it... maybe I'll take it home."

That and I'm hung like a baby's arm.

[Alobar]

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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year.

I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think.

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hahahaah, that is awesome

more please

[XXXNoahXXX]

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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year.

I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think.

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hahahaah, that is awesome

more please

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I was with her on the beach in California watching the sunset and she asked which direction west was.

[Bulletproof Monk]

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We had collected various sizes of robocop toys

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wait who was the dumb person in this story? =P

also wtf is a 'william and mary diploma'?

btw prediction: 90% of responses will be guys talking about situations where girls pretended to be dumb in order to let the guy think he was the 'smart one' and get the guy in to bed. just sayin....

[miajag]

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also wtf is a 'william and mary diploma'?


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lol?

[Claunchy]

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also wtf is a 'william and mary diploma'?


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lol?

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Wow.

[swingbomb]

one of my friends ex-gfs whom he went out with for ~year said some of the most shockingly dumb stuff i've ever heard.

my favourite of all time was when she turned to the group of us at the bar and asked "so is jewish a country?"

[lgas]

My roommate dated a girl who, upon seeing a plane that was coming in for a landing appear to be "hovering" in the air (optical illusion obviously), asked him "how do they do that?" and he said "oh they must be using their anti-gravity device" and she took him seriously and thought that was fascinating.

[stinkypete]

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“Why is it written in a funny language?”


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seems like a perfectly reasonable question to me

[popeye18]

Dumb girlfriends are one of the best things in the world. One time i was watching Jurassic Park with my ex and convinced her it was based on a true story.