Fantastic Lies you've heard from live players.

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Insired by the "avg 1k a day live mgm pro" thread:

One of the things I love/loathe about live poker are the just insane lies you will hear from people at the table.

My two favs:

Guy playing 4/8, badly, in a tiny ass casino in WA:

"I was playing 60/120 at Bellagio (a limit that GuyOnTilt was pretty sure they didn't spread at the time) with Sam Farha and he folded AA to my KK on a AKK flop because he could read me"

Guy in Vegas last week at his 4/8 table.

"My wife won a 10K slot jackpot last night" and then 10 minutes later "My wife won a 6k slot jackpot last night. I bought her diamond earings (which she was wearing, and they were impossibly small) and a $55 dinner at the MGM!!"

Saddly he left before her win could diminish further.