Sorry, I just made a donk post to the wrong forum (NC Thread)

[Landonfan]

Pedophilia not cool here? I forget I'm not in BBV4L sometimes.

[tyler_cracker]

i'm pretty sure the age of consent in europe is 12. 11 1/2 tops.


<font color="white">slightly-related side note: the age of consent is nevada is 16. upon learning this, one of my roommates (who is recently divorced) made it his mission to bang a 16 year-old. he did express some excitement the other night about his ongoing success with nailing a black chick (he's a white guy). uh, what were we talking about?</font>

also, remy, i watched that video on the internets some 10 years ago (srsly). thx for the reminder. i wanna [censored] you in the ass!

[OrigamiSensei]

I sort of hoped it was because Landon wasn't eligible for his driver's license yet, then it wouldn't be so bad.

We're a fairly staid group around here. Even our drunken rampages involve microbrews, single malts and expensive wine.

[Landonfan]

I just turned 18, so it's not like I'm a creepy old man, just a dirty teenager.

Every time I get away from my friends, I realize how vulgar we are. I have Honors English and Honors History, because I did a good job guessing on those parts of my ACT, and it's ridiculous how uptight the kids in those classes are. I haven't even heard them cuss, while I'm telling the professor about drawing dicks in my high school Spanish book.

[Bona]

What happened? Did they run out of cats?

[Landonfan]

I was about to post that I found my boomswitch at .25/.5. Then I dumped a good 40 bbs. Still at 2bb/100 over 3k hands, though it won't last much longer running like tonight.

[bennyhana]

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Sorry, I'm barely old enough to remember my first SNES.

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LOL first SNES -- Did you have two or three of them?

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Two, actually. I got my first when I was seven, and my second one recently, on my eighth birthday, because my old one sputtered out and I love Killer Instinct so [censored] much.

I remember playing my aunt's old Atari as well. Don't remember the model, but it had a kick ass tank game.

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Tecmo bowl FTW.

As for songs stuck in your head, read em and weep:
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street



Another driver was singing this on the dock this morning. I had it going till about 1pm. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

As far as the doomswitches go, why don't you guys try moving up instead of down? Just play one table and get your head in the game.

[nerdking]

2600 hands today, -214BB. this time at .50/1

trying hard to pick out which beat was the worst. maybe you can help:

Full Tilt 0.50/1 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (9.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has 8c Tc (straight, jack high).
Hero has Ad 9h (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: Button wins 13.25 BB. </font>

Full Tilt 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls, MP folds, CO calls.

Turn: (8 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, Hero calls, BB folds.

River: (13 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Kh 6h (full house, kings full of fours).
Hero has Js Jc (full house, jacks full of kings).
Outcome: CO wins 15 BB. </font>

Full Tilt 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (5.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jh Qh (straight, ace high).
Button has Ts Tc (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Button wins 16.75 BB. </font>

theres spew up there, i know. still...

[bravos1]

ZOMG..who want to horseament??

[Buzz-cp]

I'll do it.

Bravos, start a .