NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

[dawade]

So, last night I get out of my Hip-Hop music class and decided to come back to the house and just probably take it easy and rest up considering I had missed my Tuesday/Thursday class a lot recently.

Was going to attend the MTSU women's basketball game (we are sick good yo!) but decided to just get a 12-pack and watch the Grizzlies on TV since I had only seen them once or twice this year.

Friend of mine texts and says that there is a party over @ my buddy's house beside mine so I told him I'd hit it up after the Grizz finish up.

Grizz lose by three (sigh) and I head out for the night (wearing Michigan shorts/Michigan hoodie/Michigan jersey combo -- totally undressed since I'm hanging with just good friends).

Anyway, get to the house already like six beers deep and start playing some Guitar Hero and just having a good time. Wound up chatting with this one chick that I had met a few weeks prior at my birthday party (see jgunnip's Happy Birthday Wade thread!).

Long story short, we wind up going back to my buddy's room and making out. Nothing major. Except she obviously wants to do more and I really don't have the time to tell her that I just live 5 minutes away and we should definitely go back to my place.

*knock knock knock*

This other chick walks in without even asking. At this point, I'm like oh [censored] we just made out on this guy and his girlfriend's bed. Instead this chick walks up to the girl I had been making out with (who's like half-clothed at this point) and decides to start talking to her.

Next thing I know, my chick starts making out with this other chick! WTF! This is like every guy's fantasy, no? So I play it cool and next thing I know the 2nd girl starts taking her shirt off and sits on the bed with us.

After about 10 minutes a bunch of douchebags started knocking on the door and [censored] so everyone kind of got spooked and me and the original chick decided to come back to my house and finish the deal.

But, basically I pretty much luckboxed my way into one of the easiest threesomes of all-time! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Edit for Terp: I did at least get a BJ from the second random girl before everyone started getting paranoid and practically broke down the door

[ALReturnsLOL]

pics or I will have u banned, no joke

[dawade]

Obv...



Chick on the left.

[Prodigy54321]

I high-five you, sir



or maybe just a fistpump

[ALReturnsLOL]

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] where is the other one

[dawade]

Sadly I can't remember her name but as soon as I do I will Facebook stalk + post pics obv.

[BHokie1]

I think she's a keeper [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Congrats

[slimon]

Wow coach me! What makes you think you can handle two when you can't even handle one =0. How would you have sex with two girls? Who gets what? Where would you begin? Equal time?

[dawade]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow coach me! What makes you think you can handle two when you can't even handle one =0. How would you have sex with two girls? Who gets what? Where would you begin? Equal time?

[/ QUOTE ]

Funny joke.

Well, the way I saw it was that the first girl wanted it more so she deserved more attention although they were about equal in terms of hotness.

[suzzer99]

Congrats sir!