Official JULY Thread: General Discussion/etc

[AAismyfriend]

because FTP is EASY!!!

[tcorbin16]

ftp is full of nits idk what he is talkin about. u guys prob just have diff styles.

[ipokeder]

iono, [censored]. i'm just pissed at everything, soon as my session started today i lost 2 buyins and got angry as [censored], pissing off in chat every buyin afterward. i'm going to take a couple of days off, hopefully my doomswitch will abate by then.

[AAismyfriend]

LOL nits suck at poker

[Yeti]

ipokeder you have my sympathies.

[catcher193]

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ipokeder you do not have my sympathies.

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[catcher193]

PokerStars Game #11194036629: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/07/29 - 04:40:37 (ET)
Table 'Hencke' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ken the cow ($3355.10 in chips)
Seat 2: bigluck21 ($3617 in chips)
Seat 3: ApocalypsPLZ ($2252 in chips)
Seat 4: catcher3333 ($9585 in chips)
Seat 5: berg5528 ($2090 in chips)
Seat 6: POPO34 ($850 in chips)
ken the cow: posts small blind $10
bigluck21: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [7s 6s]
ApocalypsPLZ: raises $40 to $60
catcher3333: calls $60
berg5528: folds
POPO34: folds
ken the cow: folds
bigluck21: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [9s As Th]
bigluck21: checks
ApocalypsPLZ: bets $140
catcher3333: calls $140
bigluck21: folds
*** TURN *** [9s As Th] [9h]
ApocalypsPLZ: bets $320
catcher3333: calls $320
*** RIVER *** [9s As Th 9h] [8c]
ApocalypsPLZ: bets $850
catcher3333: raises $8215 to $9065 and is all-in

TANKS IT FOR A YEAR

ApocalypsPLZ said, "are you serious"
ApocalypsPLZ said, "99?"
ApocalypsPLZ: calls $882 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
catcher3333: shows [7s 6s] (a straight, Six to Ten)
ApocalypsPLZ: shows [Tc Td] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
ApocalypsPLZ collected $4571 from pot
catcher3333 said, "WTF"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4574 | Rake $3
Board [9s As Th 9h 8c]
Seat 1: ken the cow (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: bigluck21 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: ApocalypsPLZ showed [Tc Td] and won ($4571) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 4: catcher3333 showed [7s 6s] and lost with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 5: berg5528 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: POPO34 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


god this tilts me sooo much, time to stand up/ end session.

[AAismyfriend]

I play good at 3/6 today

[AAismyfriend]

UPDATED JOO-LY GRAPH

[BobboFitos]

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omg spewspewspewspew

ADZaments

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($4023.90)
MP ($1968)
Button ($2080)
SB ($1816)
Hero ($6263.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $80</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $280</font>, Button calls $200.

Flop: ($570) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $286</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $572</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $858</font>, Button calls $286.

Turn: ($2286) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $428</font>, Button folds.

Final Pot: $2286

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. Hero wins $2286. </font>

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lol, n1 catcher.