Guy moves all-in against me HU for 400 straight hands

[Greeksquared]

Im playing my regular 1-2 NL heads up at absolute and come across a particularly horrible player who is literally calling down with any piece of the board

STAGE #781403537: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2007-10-05 14:52:19 (ET)
Table: DOGGIE AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($186.15 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($607.25 in chips)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts small blind $1
GREEKSQUARED - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [9s As]
THE_EPIDEMIC - Raises $7 to $8
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $6
*** FLOP *** [9c 9d 6h]
GREEKSQUARED - Checks
THE_EPIDEMIC - Bets $7
GREEKSQUARED - Raises $20 to $20
THE_EPIDEMIC - Calls $13
*** TURN *** [9c 9d 6h] [Jh]
GREEKSQUARED - Bets $30
THE_EPIDEMIC - Calls $30
*** RIVER *** [9c 9d 6h Jh] [8h]
GREEKSQUARED - Bets $76
THE_EPIDEMIC - Calls $76
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [9s As] (Three of a kind, nines)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Mucks
GREEKSQUARED Collects $267.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($268) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [9c 9d 6h Jh 8h]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (dealer) (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [Ac 3d]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED won Total ($267.50) HI$267.50) with Three of a kind, nines [9s As - P:9s,B:9d,B:9c,P:As,B:Jh]






His play then becomes slightly worse where he starts raising to 20 pf and shoving flops with nothing


STAGE #781418197: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2007-10-05 15:15:01 (ET)
Table: DOGGIE AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($357.35 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($764.30 in chips)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts small blind $1
GREEKSQUARED - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [Ac Qs]
THE_EPIDEMIC - Raises $9 to $10
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Qh 7d 3c]
GREEKSQUARED - Checks
THE_EPIDEMIC - Bets $14
GREEKSQUARED - Raises $54 to $54
THE_EPIDEMIC - Calls $40
*** TURN *** [Qh 7d 3c] [Kd]
GREEKSQUARED - Bets $78
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In(Raise) $293.35 to $293.35
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $215.35
*** RIVER *** [Qh 7d 3c Kd] [10d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [4s 3h] (One pair, threes)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [Ac Qs] (One pair, queens)
GREEKSQUARED Collects $714.20 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($714.70) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Qh 7d 3c Kd 10d]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (dealer) (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, threes [4s 3h - P:3h,B:3c,B:Kd,B:Qh,B:10d]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED won Total ($714.20) HI$714.20) with One pair, queens [Ac Qs - P:Qs,B:Qh,P:Ac,B:Kd,B:10d]

STAGE #781430874: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2007-10-05 15:33:58 (ET)
Table: DOGGIE AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($336.25 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($1970.80 in chips)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts small blind $1
GREEKSQUARED - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [8s Ac]
THE_EPIDEMIC - Raises $19 to $20
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Jc As 9d]
GREEKSQUARED - Checks
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In $316.25
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $316.25
*** TURN *** [Jc As 9d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Jc As 9d Kh] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [8h 10s] (One pair, aces)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [8s Ac] (Three of a kind, aces)
GREEKSQUARED Collects $672 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($672.50) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jc As 9d Kh Ad]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (dealer) (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [8h 10s - B:As,B:Ad,B:Kh,B:Jc,P:10s]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED won Total ($672) HI$672) with Three of a kind, aces [8s Ac - B:As,B:Ad,P:Ac,B:Kh,B:Jc]



After this hand I am up about 5 buy-ins, he just starts open shoving EVERY single hand.





STAGE #781433058: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2007-10-05 15:37:09 (ET)
Table: DOGGIE AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($2273.35 in chips)
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($433 in chips)
GREEKSQUARED - Posts small blind $1
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [As Ah]
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $1
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In(Raise) $431 to $433
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $431
*** FLOP *** [Kc 10c 9s]
*** TURN *** [Kc 10c 9s] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 10c 9s 6h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [6d 4h] (One pair, sixes)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [As Ah] (One pair, aces)
GREEKSQUARED Collects $865.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($866) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Kc 10c 9s 6h Jd]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, sixes [6d 4h - B:6h,P:6d,B:Kc,B:Jd,B:10c]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED (dealer) won Total ($865.50) HI$865.50) with One pair, aces [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Kc,B:Jd,B:10c]




He reloads immedialtely after every buy-in dropped. He also doesnt seem to fazed that he keeps losing money. He just mutters "luuuuuul" after each pot that goes down and keeps telling me how horrible and nitty I am. After taking another 2k we move up to 2/4 where he proceeds to do the same exact thing. He actually runs decent for a while




STAGE #781459343: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-10-05 16:13:05 (ET)
Table: KENNEWICK (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($3276.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($6277.30 in chips)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts small blind $2
GREEKSQUARED - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [Qc Qd]
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In(Raise) $3274.50 to $3276.50
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $3272.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7d 10c]
*** TURN *** [8c 7d 10c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7d 10c 9h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [As 10d] (Two Pair, aces and tens)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [Qc Qd] (One pair, queens)
THE_EPIDEMIC Collects $6552.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($6553) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [8c 7d 10c 9h Ah]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (dealer) (big blind) won Total ($6552.50) All-In HI$6552.50) with Two Pair, aces and tens [As 10d - P:As,B:Ah,P:10d,B:10c,B:9h]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qc Qd - P:Qd,P:Qc,B:Ah,B:10c,B:9h]




But I eventually finish him off with this




STAGE #781473235: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-10-05 16:31:28 (ET)
Table: KENNEWICK (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($3729.60 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($5815.90 in chips)
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts small blind $2
GREEKSQUARED - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [Jh Jc]
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In(Raise) $3727.60 to $3729.60
GREEKSQUARED - Calls $3725.60
*** FLOP *** [7d 2h 2s]
*** TURN *** [7d 2h 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 2h 2s 4d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [9h Qd] (One pair, twos)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [Jh Jc] (Two Pair, jacks and twos)
GREEKSQUARED Collects $7458.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($7459.20) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [7d 2h 2s 4d 8h]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (dealer) (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, twos [9h Qd - B:2s,B:2h,P:Qd,P:9h,B:8h]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED won Total ($7458.70) HI$7458.70) with Two Pair, jacks and twos [Jh Jc - P:Jh,P:Jc,B:2s,B:2h,B:8h]




We then move to another 2-4 table where he wins 5 [censored] all-ins in a row.




STAGE #781476859: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-10-05 16:36:23 (ET)
Table: COLLEGE DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($800 in chips)
Seat 4 - THE_EPIDEMIC ($2399 in chips)
GREEKSQUARED - Posts small blind $2
THE_EPIDEMIC - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [Kc Kh]
GREEKSQUARED - Raises $6 to $8
THE_EPIDEMIC - All-In(Raise) $2395 to $2399
GREEKSQUARED - All-In $792
THE_EPIDEMIC - returned ($1599) : not called
*** FLOP *** [9d 3h 8d]
*** TURN *** [9d 3h 8d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3h 8d Jc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_EPIDEMIC - Shows [Jh 9c] (Two Pair, jacks and nines)
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [Kc Kh] (One pair, kings)
THE_EPIDEMIC Collects $1599.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($1600) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [9d 3h 8d Jc 7h]
Seat 4: THE_EPIDEMIC (small blind) won Total ($1599.50) All-In HI$1599.50) with Two Pair, jacks and nines [Jh 9c - P:Jh,B:Jc,B:9d,P:9c,B:8d]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kc Kh - P:Kh,P:Kc,B:Jc,B:9d,B:8d]


He quits me up about 3.5k at this table. I end up taking 1200 from him at 3/6 before he quits for good. Should also point out that you can reload for 200bbs on absolute so the stacks got real big fast.

Overall up 7.5k down from a max around 10k

I asked him if was alright after he decided to quit and he was actually confused why I would think that.

[Riverman]

uh...he didn't go allin in the first hand, i stopped reading after that

[dying2win]

thread delivers

[Carolina Pirate]

did you ever think that it looked like the guy wasjust trying to dump chips to you from a hacked account? as rigged as absolute is, wouldn't be suprising. You'll know when your acount gets frozen and it takes support a week to even bother to respond to your emails

[Nielsio]

sick

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]
did you ever think that it looked like the guy wasjust trying to dump chips to you from a hacked account? as rigged as absolute is, wouldn't be suprising. You'll know when your acount gets frozen and it takes support a week to even bother to respond to your emails

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, I would actually be pretty worried this is what happened

[0evg0]

he actually seems to play well from those first 5 hands where you cooler him

[ILOVEGRIMSTARR]

wtfffffffffffff

[plzleenowhammy]

he's probbly a multi-millionaire who couldn't care less about ur nickle stakes. the time u spent writing this op he spent with blow and LC from Laguna beach.

[Greeksquared]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
did you ever think that it looked like the guy wasjust trying to dump chips to you from a hacked account? as rigged as absolute is, wouldn't be suprising. You'll know when your acount gets frozen and it takes support a week to even bother to respond to your emails

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, I would actually be pretty worried this is what happened

[/ QUOTE ]

His play was brutally bad but he actually stacked me once before his all-in fest where I had top pair and he had bottom set. He did attempt to win at first. I think its just think its one of the biggest tilt/degen sessions of all time.