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Old 07-29-2007, 01:06 AM
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Default James Woods at Commerce

James Woods came in late this afternoon with his fourteen-year old girlfriend. She was wearing a dress the hemline of which was above my head (literally and figuratively). He sat down at the table behind mine, and I craned my neck a bit to get a look at both him and her, as she had a delightful case of nippleoni going on. At which point my neigbor says to me, "Hey, you should pay attention to our game, that's not for you, that's for movie stars."

He was right on all counts. Except for Sklansky.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:11 AM
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[X] needs pictures

Props for the Sklansky part.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:12 AM
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So I come over and sweat you just in time to let you catch your gutshot on the turn and then get in a check/3 bet and you can't even point me in the right direction. Shame on you.
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Old 07-29-2007, 01:27 AM
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so this wasn't the 20 something buxom blond he was with a few years ago. If it's the same I'm headed over there to ask her to marry me tonight.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:04 AM
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Was at the bell about a month ago playing some 40 mix and saw this chick that stood out as if she shouldn't be playing 2-5 next to me. During one trip to the bathroom, I saw her again, and saw her kiss some guy playing 10/20nl. Then I noticed the guy was James woods and everything made sense.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:32 AM
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:36 AM
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when he dies i am going to be all over it.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:40 AM
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pictures pictures pictures
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:02 AM
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nipples nipples nipples
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:07 AM
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pretty sure he isn't w/ that chick anymore. heard something like his dad died and he was pretty upset. she was like "meh, oh well, it happens" kind of attitude and he told her to get lost.
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