Noobs Post your hands here, I will answer them

[jmill2511]

Hi AL, is your sn on stars actually phu_1?

[jmill2511]

Also, love the av

[ALReturnsLOL]

yes and ty

[BHokie1]

What current STTF poster will be the first to win a WSOP Bracelet?

[kleath]

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Dominic claims to not know 3 jay z songs. Should I try to get him into rap or let him just be old.

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translate some lyrics for him to ease him into it, Id start with some Young Jeezy, for example a passage from his hit with jay z "go crazy"



Guess who's bizzack(He's implying that he's back, even though its his first album)
Still smell the blow on my clothes(implying he has recently distributed cocaine)
Like crispy cream I was cooking them o's(Doughnuts are shaped like O's, also O's is a shortened form of ounces, further elaborating on his distributing of narcotics)
Like horseshoes I was tossing them o's(see above note)
Time to re-up gotta recycle the flow(his delivery of the lyrics changes after this line, a change not unsimilar to restocking his supply of cocaine, which it is apparently time for)

Just do this to every song, he'll love the craft soon enough.

[cakewalk]

[fisheater11]

DevinLake Edit: Don't troll.

[Pasterbator]

alreturns is the greatest.

[MikeMcQ1]

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alreturns is the greatest.

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QFT

Also, Can you remind me who your favorite STTF poster is, I forgot.

[ASPoker8]

Al, what should my chat be proceeding this hand:

Dealt to ASPoker8 [Qc Kc]
Angie0502: folds
DOC_A: folds
sharp: folds
MARC 753: folds
ASPoker8: raises $6 to $8
ybs1: raises $22 to $30
99killed: folds
planet34: folds
ASPoker8: calls $22
*** FLOP *** [4d 9h Qh]
ASPoker8: checks
ybs1: bets $60
ASPoker8: calls $60
*** TURN *** [4d 9h Qh] [6s]
ASPoker8: checks
ybs1: bets $225.30 and is all-in
ASPoker8: calls $225.30
*** RIVER *** [4d 9h Qh 6s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ASPoker8: shows [Qc Kc] (a pair of Queens)
ybs1: shows [8c Tc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
ybs1 collected $630.60 from pot