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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
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I forgot that I would best recover my losses by withdrawing incrementally, not in one go. [/ QUOTE ] i always forget about this too |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
Pics of Butt......
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
when are you going to quit
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when are you going to quit [/ QUOTE ] He needs to work on his bankroll management skills and get more money before quitting his job IMO. |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?
Right? |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
Man, this is some Grade A degen [censored]. I will have to check back here after he goes Robusto...or Nick the Greek's it...
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right? Right? [/ QUOTE ] iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing. |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
Just turned £48 into £278 in like ten minutes
THANK YOU GOD OF MIDDLE-OF-NIGHT IPOKER Also, I am drunk $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi 6 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$271.06</font>) UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$282.31</font>) CO (<font color="#0000cc">$310.45</font>) BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$115.14</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$158.67</font>) BB (<font color="#0000cc">$368.08</font>) Pre-flop: ($4, 6 players) Hero is UTG 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero calls $2, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $9</font>, CO calls $9, <font color="#777777">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $7 <font color="#777777"> 68.50% (EV = $13.61) </font><font color="#777777"> 31.50% (EV = $1.39) </font> Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($33, 3 players) Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $20</font>, CO calls $20, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $110</font>, UTG+1 calls $90, <font color="#777777">CO folds</font> <font color="#777777"> 63.00% (EV = $61.99) </font><font color="#777777"> 37.00% (EV = -$8.99) </font> Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($273, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $152.06</font>, UTG+1 calls $152.06 <font color="#777777"> 82.50% (EV = $324.06) </font><font color="#777777"> 17.50% (EV = -$51.06) </font> River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($577.12, 2 players) <font color="#777777"> 100.00% (EV = $577.12) </font><font color="#777777"> 0.00% (EV = $0.00) </font> Final Pot: $577.12 Hero shows: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG+1 shows: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Hero wins $571.12 ( won +$300.06 ) UTG+1 lost -$271.06 CO lost -$29.00 |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
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[ QUOTE ] Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right? Right? [/ QUOTE ] iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing. [/ QUOTE ] sweet god |
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Re: Beat: lost my rent money
Gambling addictions are pretty powerful. I think people that don't have one tend to underestimate them. Hence all the people making fun of jimm in this thread. I had one myself, but it wasn't quite as ingrained as jimm's, plus I'm better at poker, and I think I've managed to cure it on my own to the point that I can play poker for a living without too much worry of a relapse.
Jimm though, you seriously do just need to quit forever. You're sooooo far from being able to manage a BR properly that you have no idea. And that's if you were a winning player to begin with (which I don't believe you were). You seriously should uninstall all the poker programs off your computer. Then send messages to all the major poker sites saying that you're a degenerate who's highly likely to send funds that you don't have and screw them out of the difference and recommend they ban you for life. Then, after all that, get in GA. Or just redeposit, switch to Stars, look for "iggymcfly" and sit to his left. Whatever. |
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