i'm the heads up poker god

[cakewalk]

1.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $419.50
Hero (SB): $1,369.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5 6 (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $40.00</font>, Hero calls $28.00

Flop: ($80) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $60.00</font>, Hero calls $60.00

Turn: ($200) K (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,269.60</font>, BB calls all-in for $169.50
Uncalled bet of $950.10 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BB

River: ($839) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $839.00

BB had 7 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$419.50)
Hero had 5 6 (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and WON(-$419.50)


2.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $676.60
Hero (SB): $576.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, BB calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $38.00</font>, Hero calls $19.00

Turn: ($100) 4 (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $100.00</font>, Hero calls $100.00

River: ($300) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $300.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $426.50</font>, BB calls $126.50

Pot Size: $1,153.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair,) and LOST (-$576.50)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([8h Jh] two pair, Queens and Eights) and WON(-$576.50)


3.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $472.00
Hero (SB): $439.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, BB calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) 5 K A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $417.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $460.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $10.50
Uncalled bet of $32.50 returned to BB

Turn: ($879) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($879) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $879.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had A 9 (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$439.50)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON (+$439.00)


4.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $536.50
SB: $347.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, SB calls $18.00

Flop: ($48) K 4 4 (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $37.00</font>, SB calls $37.00

Turn: ($122) 2 (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $89.00</font>, SB calls $89.00

River: ($300) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $386.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $197.50
Uncalled bet of $189.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $695.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$347.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T (a pair of Fours) and WON (+$347.00)


timing tells?
luckbox on extreme high setting?
critical thinking on level 4?

[tufat23]

teach me? especially hand 3

[fees]

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teach me? especially hand 3

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[MaxRaises]

Hand #3 looks like KRANTZ played it. That's like level 5 thinking there, bro!

[Windforce]

Used often in the internet for online games, Roleplaying boards, and chatroom's. It is when a person reads what a character is doing, and thus assumes he knows everything what that character has done- without witnessing any of those events at all because A) his character was not there B)The action was in a different area of the rpg 'world' or C) the person is just a tool

How did you know that was me? I was in a disguise and put a disguise spell on- I don't look like my normal character at ALL, you [censored] metagamer!

[imabigdeal]

i think instead the title of this thread should be "i played a [censored] moron in a heads up match" or something along those lines

[Jerry Yang]

OP where did you get my hand histories?

[Teh1337zor]

lol nice gimmick op pm me the sn plz ty

[futuredoc85]

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luckbox on extreme high setting

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[futuredoc85]

[censored] idiot