Dear B&M Douchebags, (beef thread, add yours)

[IHateKeithSmart]

Dear guy eating right next to me:

Please take a break from the action while eating, or at least wash your hands prior to chowing down. Also, please clean your fingernails before leaving the house, and shower if at all possible. If you insist on playing while eating, please wipe whatever disgusting sauce that is off your hands before handling the chips/cards.

Sincerely,
IHKS

[kiwi]

Dear Mr/Mrs Obesity

Just because you have spent your life inert for long periods of time, staring intently at a small space in front of you, does not mean you have a physical advantage at poker. Nor does it mean that the prolonged periods you have spent sitting on your fat arse shoving greasy food down your gullet, wiping your hands on your shirt, then hitching up parts of your anatomy to get more comfortable constitute training for the "sport'.

So......the fact that no-one wants to sit to your left OR your right, OR AT YOUR TABLE OR VISIT ANY CASINO YOU ARE IN as you wash down your meals with gallons of beer/coke/anything the waitress has on her tray is not indicative of a higher level of prowess.

We just don't want to to be nauseated, cramped, farted on or have to handle your greasy chips. Please go and play darts.

[PokerintheI]

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Dear B&M poker pro,
You may think you are the greatest person ever because you win so much playing live poker at the casino, but you are a geek. You played Magic the Gathering in high school and got beaten up at least once a week while you were in school.

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Hey now, lets take it easy on the HS Magic the Gathering playing. Before the 12 year olds started playing, that was a damn good game. (pre 1996) And I made a crapload of money on it. Thank-you rich parents with stupid kids.

I agree with everything else.

[McBusto]

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Dear B&M poker pro,
You may think you are the greatest person ever because you win so much playing live poker at the casino, but you are a geek. You played Magic the Gathering in high school and got beaten up at least once a week while you were in school.

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Hey now, lets take it easy on the HS Magic the Gathering playing. Before the 12 year olds started playing, that was a damn good game. (pre 1996) And I made a crapload of money on it. Thank-you rich parents with stupid kids.

I agree with everything else.

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No, nononono.

nooo

[rothko]

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Like when some guy stares you down, blow him a kiss and flick your tounge at him.

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I do this all the time...

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he meant at the poker table

[tubasteve]

dear asian lagtard limping in with any ace in any position and eating some nasty sandwich at the table right next to me,

thanks for folding AQ after i tilt-raise UTG with 57s and 3/4 pot every street on the dry ass A high flop, then a J rivers and you muck faceup saying you put me on AJ, so i can show you my 7 high and make you look retarded to the whole table

nice laydown [censored]

[McBusto]

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Like when some guy stares you down, blow him a kiss and flick your tounge at him.

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I do this all the time...

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he meant at the poker table

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lol ohaments

[killsadie]

Dear [censored] dealer, next time i call you "mr who throws cards for a living" please do not call the floor on me. youre the reason i no longer give tips to anyone at live casinos. Dealers, please thank Chris.

[Namdrahsirhc]

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Dear [censored] dealer, next time i call you "mr who throws cards for a living" please do not call the floor on me. youre the reason i no longer give tips to anyone at live casinos. Dealers, please thank Chris.

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dear killsadie,
please stop being a B&M douchebag

[Actual God]

dear asian guy eating fish at the commerce,

yo fish is stanky