Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November!

[johnnyrocket]

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just made a 1/2 hour vid of me playing 10/20, will be posted as soon as I get it uploaded

pretty weird feeling to be sitting alone talking to my computer, but I think that vocalizing my thought processes is a good exercise

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will check this out

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yea i am def interested in watching this. i've always enjoyed yourface's posts

[mattnxtc]

UTG and the BB are two of the biggest donks I have seen. Both call down with any 2. I have no explainable reason for just calling down after I knew I was ahead on the flop...All can laugh.

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $20.80
CO: $16.90
Button: $16.05
mattnxtc: $32.25
BB: $21

Pre-flop: (5 players) mattnxtc is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">mattnxtc 3-bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Button calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (10SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">mattnxtc bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">mattnxtc 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10BB, 3 players)
mattnxtc checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, mattnxtc calls, UTG calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (13BB, 3 players)
mattnxtc checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, mattnxtc calls, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16BB
Button showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
mattnxtc showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG mucks 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

^^^wtf

157 bets last 1k hands

[danzasmack]

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fwiw i have not won with a flopped flush in november!?

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yeah, but have you even played more than 100 hands in november? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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7k hands this week alone...

[milesdyson]

you have played more than i have in november. i surely have spent more time on 2+2 though. i learned lots this month. my whole thing is just getting the tables opened. once i'm at that point i'm good to go. but man it is hard to open those tables sometimes. also now i'll just play like 200 hands and be like, ok tables are no good i'm done.

[thepizzlefosho]

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you have played more than i have in november. i surely have spent more time on 2+2 though. i learned lots this month. my whole thing is just getting the tables opened. once i'm at that point i'm good to go. but man it is hard to open those tables sometimes. also now i'll just play like 200 hands and be like, ok tables are no good i'm done.

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you know there is nothing wrong with that. Playing 15-20k hands a month at really good tables will net you more than playing 40k where over half your hands are at crap tables and you are only marginally +EV. Plus you totally avoid tilt that way.

I find playing only win tables are good/ when I want to play is super +EV for both poker and life.

[sharpie]

ARG GET A [censored] TIMER ON YOUR SPEED TABLES STARS!!!1!

[Absolution]

Of course this guy takes like 30BB off me by randomly pressing buttons:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, MP calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

River: (17.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has Ah 2h (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has Qc Qh (two pair, queens and twos).
Outcome: MP wins 19.75 BB. </font>


Another awesome hand by this guy:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, CO folds, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ts Qs (one pair, queens).
BB has 4h 3h (straight, seven high).
Outcome: BB wins 12 BB. </font>


Here's another guy. You just know he thinks he's brilliant too:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (6 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP folds.

River: (6.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad 9s (two pair, aces and nines).
BB has 2d 2c (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB wins 10.50 BB. </font>

[sethypooh21]

Since the conclusion of the self-ban:

[Heisenb3rg]

sickk.. ship it