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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:40 PM
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NSA

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No strings attached? You're e-mailing girls asking if they want to come cuddle with you? I'm confused.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:45 PM
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deaders, coach me?
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:47 PM
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deaders, coach me?

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I think he's levelling, but I'm not sure. You might be levelling as well.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:50 PM
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NSA

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No strings attached? You're e-mailing girls asking if they want to come cuddle with you? I'm confused.

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cuddle = sex and yeah, they post that they want NSA sex and people just reply. Pretty cool.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:51 PM
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:52 PM
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cuddle = sex and yeah, they post that they want NSA sex and people just reply. Pretty cool.

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Uh, WHAT? Expound plz.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:54 PM
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so this really cute girl in one of my classes spoke to me the other day. she said "hey, do you mind if I share your book?", so naturally, in my smoothest voice, i said "sure". I was so nervous because shes totally hot and i would seriously marry her right now, but anyway at the same time I was also so relieved that i had showered this week because otherwise that could have been pretty awkward (girls dont like smelly guys).

So after about ten minutes i said to her "man this class is boring huh, lol" (yes i said el oh el out loud), she smiled nervously and nodded. I decided that the nervous smile was obviously her being a bit uncertain about her feelings for me so decided to step things up a notch and work in some kino (touching chicks casually, they love it its a pua thing). Next time the professor made a lame joke I let go with a hearty chuckle and smoothly patted her on the back... i was shocked that this really works because she smiled again and edged her chair away from me slightly, but that was just from her laughing so hard too i think - we really shared a moment. Oh yeah her hair smelled really nice. Anyway no other situations came up to talk to her properly but once class finished i said to her in my most conident and assertive voice "nice sharing my book with you, you have a good weekend!". "yeah, uh, ok" was her reply.

Anyway, so obviously she is pretty interested and im realllly into her but Im not sure what to do. I found her on facebook and I have been reading that religiously to learn all i can about her but i am unsure as to how to escalate our romance into one that expresses itself in a more physical manner. I think im going to write her an email.

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I was sold on this post for the vast majority of it, very nicely done.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:54 PM
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cuddle = sex and yeah, they post that they want NSA sex and people just reply. Pretty cool.

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Uh, WHAT? Expound plz.

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http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/ca

Click on your community then click on Women seeking Men in the like middle of the page.
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Old 09-01-2007, 12:01 AM
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So is there some code that means "Hi I just want to have random sex with a stranger"? I'm confused.
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Old 09-01-2007, 12:03 AM
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Girls are like 'so I just moved to town and I'm looking for someone to take care of my needs urgently' and you swoop in for the kill.
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