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Old 10-03-2007, 09:58 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default what a beat...

so my dad calls me, and he casually mentions that he was watching the ME of the 07 WSOP last night with my mom..

dad: your mom noticed a guy who was playing who looked exactly like you and she called me over.
btys: orly?
dad: yarly. i looked at him for a while and agreed that he looked just like you.
btys: cool
dad: he even spoke like you and acted like you too.
btys: oh...who was this? (fearing the worst)
dad: i forget his name...something khan, havad or something like that...he had glasses...have you heard of him?
btys: ......................


so to summarize, my parents, who have known me the 22 years of my life, think i'm a complete monkey, and that

= BTYS

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i'm not even good at basketball!
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:00 PM
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hahahahahaha first
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:00 PM
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i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] rainkhan
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:01 PM
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wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:02 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?

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boring day today


i ran over a unicorn this morning, but it got up and flew away on its own accord
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:03 PM
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just tell them you're not good at basketball.

problem solved.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:07 PM
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Default Re: what a beat...

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wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?

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boring day today


i ran over a unicorn this morning, but it got up and flew away on its own accord

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unicorns dont fly, your thinking of a pegasus


unicorn= http://childstoryhour.com/images/coloring/unicorn.jpg



pegasus= http://www.elysiumgates.com/mt_olympus/pegasus-trad.gif
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:08 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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nah, i think you're wrong
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:09 PM
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nah, i think you're wrong

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bout what?
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:12 PM
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nah, i think you're wrong

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bout what?

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unicorns have wings, ldo

to prove it, enclosed is a still photo of a unicorn

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