**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[Student Caine]

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Haha nice...I didn't see that. l33t elements imo [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Genz]

I like this one:

The Fart Button

[HBomb]

I can't believe how [censored] this week has been in poker for me.. I just signed up on epassporte finally and looks like I'm going to have to shift over my emergency bankroll from Poker4ever back to Stars it seems to keep playing whenever I want. I don't want to have to wait to use any of my 40k+ fpps in the 5400's until after the WCOOP events are over sometime in late September... so until then I will post updates from my almost busto roll to $1k profit hopefully.
But beats like these aren't helping whatsoever...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

UTG ($49.70)
MP ($22.90)
CO ($20.70)
Button ($72.95)
SB ($34.70)
Hero ($74.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB calls $1.25, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG calls $6.50, SB folds.

Flop: ($17.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $10.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $41.7</font>, Hero calls $31.20.

Turn: ($100.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($100.90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $100.90

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jh Jc (two pair, jacks and twos).
UTG has 8s 8c (full house, eights full of twos).
Outcome: UTG wins $100.90. </font>

[HBomb]

MR WOOSTER, any chance I can sweat you for a session or 2 or would you just wanna chat sometime? Curious to know if you'd be willing to have a small race to like maybe 15 buyins profit at whatever limits we're playing [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img].

[kaz2107]

beat: im 20
brag: went to a bar last night not intentind to drink cuz i have an 8am class on friday. when i showed the bouncer my id tho he gave me tha 21+ stamp. so of course i took that a sign i was suposed to drink. so i clearly bought a few vodka redbulls. lol.

[bazooka87]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($53.95)
Hero ($55.40)
Button ($53.60)
SB ($92.45)
BB ($85.60)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $1.25.

Flop: ($3.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $3.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $11</font>, BB calls $7.25.

Turn: ($25.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($25.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $19</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $42.65 (All-In)</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: $40.10

I play awful

[BishopsFinger]

brag: been out 3 nights this week already, twice till 4AM and its now the weekend
beat: had 8.30 starts at work all week
brag: ive now finished work
beat: my body is slowly dying

[kaz2107]

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brag: been out 3 nights this week already, twice till 4AM and its now the weekend
beat: had 8.30 starts at work all week
brag: ive now finished work
beat: my body is slowly dying

[/ QUOTE ]is ur job tougher then 300 level math classes?!?!?!?! my classes r an absolute nightmare right now

[tehDiceman]

brag: buying two MORE 226BW's from newegg
variance: returning the two i already have back to best buy


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im gonna get smash faced tonight. enjoy poker all. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Gigglegirl]

Ama, locking that thread is unjustified IMO.