Stuff you can't explain

[I love Fanta]

Hi

I've checked out the various 2+2 rooms and this seems like the most appropriate place to spread testimony so I'd like to tell you all about a miracle I witnessed at my church on 8 April 2007:

During his teaching, Pastor Duncan brought forward an old blind dog to the front of the church. He laid down a bowl of food right in front of it's face but of course the dog couldn't see it and just stood there motionless - not eating the food.

Pastor Duncan then put a blanket over the dog's face and asked that we raise our hands upwards and call for a miracle to be performed so that that dog should regain it's sight. Calling for this and praying hard we could feel God's presence in the church and quietly outside we heard a trumpet playing which is a sign that God is near.

The blanket was removed from the dog's face and he instantly looked a much brighter chap and started wagging his tail. Again, Pastor Duncan put the bowl of food in front of him and instantly the dog began eating ravenously from it as many hallelujas were shouted from below.

This is the first of hopefully many miracles that I've witnessed and I'd like to hear if any of you have seen them and what happened. Or if you have any questions I'm really happy to answer them.

Thanks for reading
Mike

[I love Fanta]

Also meant to say - my church is in Aston Birmingham.

[almostbusto]

in before lock. Seriously though, fanta is a great soda, am i right?

[kipin]

Fascinating.

I'm moved.

[mason55]

My blind dog took a dump on the carpet today. Then he ate it.

I didn't think it was very miraculous but I can send him your way if you want.

[IggyWH]

Yeah, what dog uses their nose to smell food?

[Full-Metall]

meh.
my pastor got a deaf anorexic dog to eat his own head.

[IQ89]

At the age of around eight I witnessed an earwig chop off its own head.

[Dan.]

Sounds good to me. Where can I sign up so I can experience the rapture?

[popeye18]

How gravity works in 3 dimensions.