Don't drink Absinthe kids...lol - Page 2

rine · #11 09-20-2007, 06:04 PM

Finally got through it. Read some tucker max some time ago, still not funny. The guy is just a moron.

hra146 · #12 09-20-2007, 07:08 PM

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Finally got through it. Read some tucker max some time ago, still not funny. The guy is just a moron.

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with these kind of stories you just gotta suspend your disbelief. Its like watching Final Fantasy IIIXXVTTXYVI. You dont question whats happening there, youre just entertained by whats happening.

salesbeast · #13 09-20-2007, 07:20 PM

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Finally got through it. Read some tucker max some time ago, still not funny. The guy is just a moron.

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Then sir you will never get good witty stories....another line from the "Butt Sex blog"

But Tucker Max wasn't done. Oh no, after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar, I dumped half of what remained onto my [censored] and balls, really wanting to lube up because I didn't want her to be uncomfortable

rine · #14 09-20-2007, 10:27 PM

Well it's me then I guess. I read through the story and didn't even smile once. It's just not funny (for me at least)

Sandviper23 · #15 09-21-2007, 06:53 AM

lol, great story

hard2tel · #16 09-21-2007, 09:22 AM

'4:47: Thankfully the donut shop is closed and empty of people. I still don't know what to do. I start laughing to myself. I look behind the counter, but the donuts are all put away.

awesome.

bigalt · #17 09-21-2007, 09:39 PM

i made it through the mcdonald's part but gave up after the fat chick insults. reminds me somewhat of stories a buddy of mine in college used to tell about his exploits, completely unbelievable and derivative (the former being forgivable).

n.s. · #18 09-21-2007, 10:24 PM

I feel like he didn't even try to make this one believable. He spends 20 minutes driving to some chick's place, has no idea where he is, but then manages to run back to his home in only 20 minutes?

WhoIam · #19 09-22-2007, 02:36 AM

Tucker's stories would be a lot more believable if he admitted to snorting ludicrous amounts of cocaine while they were happening.

salesbeast · #20 09-22-2007, 11:05 AM

Incase you all do not believe Tucker is real...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jk_p3-4jM-Q

And a vid from the bar with the "legend"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jk_p3-4jM-Q