Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

[T-God]

I wish I could eat the smell of bacon

[BEEFAROO]

Bacon is a nice fragrence, what is soo cool about it is that once you get around it it sticks to you like a cancer and you walk around smelling like cancer all day... awesome chicks luv cancer

[tagtastic]

This sounds like one of those TV spoiled-brat sweet 16 party stories imo.

"OMFG YOU COOKED BACON ON THE DAY OF MY PARTY? HOW COULD YOU, MY LIFE IS OVER! I HATE YOU ALL!"

[Spechel EDD]

smoke a blunt of dick

[BEEFAROO]

ur right im spoilded, so spoiled i shoudl share, next time you have a party ill come over 30 mins prior and cook some bacon for ur party [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 2lbs sounds unselfish right?

[piiop]

Eat the [censored] outta that bacon

[SuperNooB]

Bacon = makes people horny.

[bryan4967]

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Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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[felix83]

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Im going to roll his face in the aacnon grerase and till him bad boy , no!

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All of OP's posts in this thread have made me laugh, I think that's a BBV4L first. Also, post-party AC Slater if you have separate bathrooms.

[tagtastic]

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ur right im spoilded, so spoiled i shoudl share, next time you have a party ill come over 30 mins prior and cook some bacon for ur party [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 2lbs sounds unselfish right?

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Sounds good, as long as you bring Macon along.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NNk9I70Ws)