Full Tilt Gossip from Aussie millions

W00dy D3cK · #1 05-15-2007, 04:26 AM

I remembered this annoyance after someone mentioned Clonie Gowans result in aussie millions heads up.

Here goes story:

Aussie million $5,000 heads up tournament was limited to 32 people and most people didn't try to buy in until after they busted main event. (It ran at same time) But someone in the full tilt organization was smart enough to buy up the seats they could and tried to manipulate the tournament to be "amatuer" versus "pro" in the first round.

Well, I would be one one of those "amatuers" to get screwed by them. The only thing that saved this tournament was the fact full tilt couldn't get enough pro's in, and I wouldn't accept $9,000 for my seat. Mostly because I travelled all the way from Lithuania just to play this tournament. I didn't want to bother with the main event after getting 8th in a 7 seat fulltilt Freeroll for it. :-)

Brag (maybe wrong forum, ha): http://www.pokerineurope.com/headsup...mp;sitecode=EP

I seem to be an "amatuer" that has a better heads up record than any full tilt pro.

If Greg Raymer is around, maybe he can confirm. He was around.

2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

21SuicideKing21 · #2 05-15-2007, 04:36 AM

solid 1st post

Schmo · #3 05-15-2007, 04:48 AM

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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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What are you, a fkn narc?

W00dy D3cK · #4 05-15-2007, 04:52 AM

People should be free to do what they choose. That doesn't mean I can't snicker at one stereotype doing another stereotype.

Public Service annoucement: Every poker player I know that does cocaine has ended up broke, dead, or broke wishing they were dead.

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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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What are you, a fkn narc?

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THAY3R · #5 05-15-2007, 05:01 AM

Is your real name Woody Deck?

W00dy D3cK · #6 05-15-2007, 05:12 AM

Yah, I don't have to give myself a gay nickname like "The Elegance" Beavers either. I can be gay on my own real name.
My parents really wanted to name me Cycalona, but I turned out to be a boy.

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apefish · #7 05-15-2007, 05:14 AM

I opened that link. Its like one long list of beats.
Except for the 21 jump street dude. Solid brag.

youknownothin69 · #8 05-15-2007, 06:03 AM

Woody Deck.....hope you are a better poker player than golfer........also Clonie Gowan is much hotter than you and if she wishes to do cocaine good luck to her!!!!!!!

Also you have limited poker ability from what i have seen on the heads up dvds.

Have you ever played golf with Marc Goodwin??????

kerr · #9 05-15-2007, 08:56 AM

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Is your real name Woody Deck?

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I definitely remember John Caldwell (Poker News) mentioning his name on more than one occasion. Think we all got a laugh.

wrschultz · #10 05-15-2007, 10:54 AM

I went to an underground game in Austin a couple times, and one of the employees claimed to be Clonie Gowen's daughter. She also had a signed picture of her on the wall in the appartment... I'm pretty sure it must be true becuase who in their right mind would lie about being related to Clonie.....