I love my wife

[kipin]

[kipin]

[ QUOTE ]
Secondary Virginity, You Can't change your past, but You can change your future

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Truer grammatically incorrect words have never been spoken.

Christians have no f'ing creativity at all. Who the f would ever put that on the back of their car?

[DING-DONG YO]

hmmm, so grown men join ghey church clubs and sign hollow contracts cause they're too weak to keep it in their pants to begin with?

Last I checked, you made a promise to remain faithful on the day you got married, why do you need to do it again?

This sounds like a big wet saggy load of ghey.

[kipin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promise_Keepers

[Limesparks]

The Big Bang Theory is a joke An explosion in a print shop couldn't create a dictionary

[PITTM]

"I love my wife, but since she is a human female she loves me when I do everything for her, however in all other situations she will take me for granted beyond belief and then [censored] as many other dudes as she can after I stop giving her everything."

new bumpersticker idea imo.

[DING-DONG YO]

"The major media has moved Christians to the back of the bus and filth to the front"

Don't worry Christians. Britney Spears may be ahead of you on the bus, but real news stories are in the last row.

[kipin]

Hey,

Don't let some scumbag steal your Precious Virginity

[Limesparks]

[ QUOTE ]
The Big Bang Theory is a joke An explosion in a print shop couldn't create a dictionary

[/ QUOTE ]
i mean they basically understand the concept of entropy but they misapply it because they dont realize that the first seconds of the universe were minimally entropic and not at all akin to the degree of disorder of a printshop explosion

[danzasmack]

DDY i got one of those hats. chicks dig a man who can commit.

usually if they're like "nono but you are married" i tell them my wife died from a love asplsion.

Though my favorite bumper sticker is "My lonely uncle is myspace friends with your honor student"