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View Poll Results: how much of 2p2 runs better than I do
0-20% (hot) 22 8.76%
20-40% 29 11.55%
40-60% 77 30.68%
60-80% 63 25.10%
80-100% (its more of a lossrate) 60 23.90%
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:35 AM
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Went to take a quick break to grab a snack/use bathroom so i was sitting out my tables. When i returned and sifted through the hh's of them, i stumbled upon this gem.

Stage #756449403: Holdem Normal $0.50/$1 - 2007-09-08 01:16:03 (ET)
Table: DUKE AVE (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - MOECOOP316 ($17.95 in chips)
Seat 6 - SUNNYLAND ($15.09 in chips)
Seat 1 - INONUTHIN66 ($31.23 in chips)
Seat 2 - SLIP35 ($55.69 in chips)
Seat 3 - ALLTHATIS ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - IWALKTHELINE ($9.15 in chips)
SUNNYLAND - Posts small blind $0.25
SLIP35 - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
ALLTHATIS - Folds
IWALKTHELINE - Folds
MOECOOP316 - Raises $1 to $1
SUNNYLAND - Calls $0.75
SLIP35 - Calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [8s Ac 10d]
SUNNYLAND - Bets $0.50
SLIP35 - Calls $0.50
MOECOOP316 - Calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [8s Ac 10d] [9h]
SUNNYLAND - Bets $1
SLIP35 - Calls $1
MOECOOP316 - Calls $1
*** RIVER *** [8s Ac 10d 9h] [Qh]
SUNNYLAND - Bets $1
SLIP35 - Folds
MOECOOP316 - Calls $1
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SUNNYLAND - Shows [As 2s] (One pair, aces)
MOECOOP316 - Shows [Kd Js] (Straight, ten to ace)
MOECOOP316 Collects $8.55 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($9.50) | Rake ($0.45) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [8s Ac 10d 9h Qh]
Seat 2: SLIP35 (big blind) Folded on the RIVER
Seat 3: ALLTHATIS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: IWALKTHELINE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MOECOOP316 (dealer) won Total ($8.55) HI$8.55) with Straight, ten to ace [Kd Js - B:Ac,P:Kd,B:Qh,P:Js,B:10d]
Seat 6: SUNNYLAND (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [As 2s - P:As,B:Ac,B:Qh,B:10d,B

Assess the likelihood of the following:

A.) misclick
B.) idiots trying to collude but dont know how
C.) standard .50/1 ssslh player
D.) knew opponent also had kj so no need to build pot for rake lol
E.) none of the above
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:37 AM
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Default Re: Whats wrong with this picture?

sscrew you
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:38 AM
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what did i do to you?
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:40 AM
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there's no picture here.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:47 AM
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Default Re: Whats wrong with this picture?

am i the only one who realizes Moecoop only called the river with the stone cold nuts?
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:51 AM
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where's the picture guy?
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:52 AM
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:58 AM
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picture:
1 A visual representation or image painted, drawn, photographed, or otherwise rendered on a flat surface.

2 A visible image, especially one on a flat surface or screen: the picture reflected in the lake; focused the picture on the movie screen.

3 A vivid or realistic verbal description: a Shakespearean picture of guilt.

4 A vivid mental image.

5 A person or object bearing a marked resemblance to another: She's the picture of her mother.

6 A person, object, or scene that typifies or embodies an emotion, state of mind, or mood: Your face was the very picture of horror.

7 The chief circumstances of an event or time; a situation.

8 A movie.

9 A tableau vivant.

I apologize that you seem to have such a narrow understanding of what the word "picture" means
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:59 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
picture:
1 A visual representation or image painted, drawn, photographed, or otherwise rendered on a flat surface.

2 A visible image, especially one on a flat surface or screen: the picture reflected in the lake; focused the picture on the movie screen.

3 A vivid or realistic verbal description: a Shakespearean picture of guilt.

4 A vivid mental image.

5 A person or object bearing a marked resemblance to another: She's the picture of her mother.

6 A person, object, or scene that typifies or embodies an emotion, state of mind, or mood: Your face was the very picture of horror.

7 The chief circumstances of an event or time; a situation.

8 A movie.

9 A tableau vivant.

I apologize that you seem to have such a narrow understanding of what the word "picture" means

[/ QUOTE ]

oh man you guys just got pwned
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:03 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
picture:
1 A visual representation or image painted, drawn, photographed, or otherwise rendered on a flat surface.

2 A visible image, especially one on a flat surface or screen: the picture reflected in the lake; focused the picture on the movie screen.

3 A vivid or realistic verbal description: a Shakespearean picture of guilt.

4 A vivid mental image.

5 A person or object bearing a marked resemblance to another: She's the picture of her mother.

6 A person, object, or scene that typifies or embodies an emotion, state of mind, or mood: Your face was the very picture of horror.

7 The chief circumstances of an event or time; a situation.

8 A movie.

9 A tableau vivant.

I apologize that you seem to have such a narrow understanding of what the word "picture" means

[/ QUOTE ]

You still havn't posted any pictures.
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