Kim Jong IL, the ultimate balla?

[evazan]

I just read an article today in my local newspaper about Kim Jong IL.

Kim Jong IL's wine cellar consists of other 10,000 bottles of wine. The most powerful status symbol in North Korea is a rolex and Kim Jong IL personally signs the rolexs of his most important party members. "He owns 200 mercedes S Class vehicles worth $200 million, and is the world's leading buyer of Hennesy cognac spending up to $720,000 a year." Can any poker player compete with the ballaness of spending 3/4 of a mil on booze per year and having 200 of the same car.

Too bad the rest of his country is living in poverty...

[FilthyLarry]

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"He owns 200 mercedes S Class vehicles worth $200 million

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wait so he owns 200 Mercedes, each of them worth a million dollars? im no car buff, but they wouldnt cost nearly that much would they? seems pretty hard to believe

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I just read an article today in my local newspaper

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oh ok makes sense now

[Happytime Harry]

Actually each car is worth $200,000,000 so that's like 40 zillion dollars plus tax and import fees.

200 of the same car is beyond stupid. Unless it's something like an M62 or an Arnage, and even then.... bah.

[Case Closed]

I saw this on a discover channel report last night. This guy is such a huge tool.

[ed8383]

he is the nerdies looking balla in the world that is for sure.

[MasterLJ]

Kim Jong is not the OG Commu-Balla

HOLLA ATCHYA' BOY!!

[Happytime Harry]

Yvesaint?

[w_gibbs]

Beat: Alot of his dinners are probably made of dog or cat.

[PartyGirlUK]

Didnt he also make 12 hole in ones the first time he ever played golf?

[MasterLJ]

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Didnt he also make 12 hole in ones the first time he ever played golf?

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Hell yeah.

I wish we could get our hands on some NK lore. The lore around his dad is even crazier.

Btw, Kim Jong has had South Korean actors and actresses kid napped, so they can star in his epic films.