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[bicyclekick]

I've seen some pretty stupid [censored] over time, but for some reason this just struck me funny.

PokerStars Game #11688447194: Hold'em Limit ($100/$200) - 2007/08/25 - 17:35:19 (ET)
Table 'Dactyl' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: marlin5555 ($3646 in chips)
Seat 2: TanShuiWen ($3601.50 in chips)
Seat 3: bicyclekick ($4427.50 in chips)
Seat 4: NU Gatsby ($5269 in chips)
Seat 5: Rodney King ($12136 in chips)
Seat 6: eazyck ($14631.50 in chips)
NU Gatsby: posts small blind $50
Rodney King: posts big blind $100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bicyclekick [Ah Qh]
eazyck: raises $100 to $200
marlin5555: raises $100 to $300
TanShuiWen: folds
bicyclekick: raises $100 to $400
Betting is capped
NU Gatsby: folds
Rodney King: folds
eazyck: calls $200
marlin5555: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [5c Qc 7d]
eazyck: checks
marlin5555: checks
bicyclekick: bets $100
eazyck: calls $100
marlin5555: calls $100
*** TURN *** [5c Qc 7d] [Qs]
eazyck: checks
marlin5555: checks
bicyclekick: bets $200
eazyck: raises $200 to $400
marlin5555: raises $200 to $600
bicyclekick: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
eazyck: folds
marlin5555: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [5c Qc 7d Qs] [3d]
marlin5555: bets $200
bicyclekick: calls $200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marlin5555: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
bicyclekick: shows [Ah Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
bicyclekick collected $4047 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4050 | Rake $3
Board [5c Qc 7d Qs 3d]
Seat 1: marlin5555 showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: TanShuiWen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bicyclekick (button) showed [Ah Qh] and won ($4047) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: NU Gatsby (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Rodney King (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: eazyck folded on the Turn