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Old 04-17-2007, 05:05 PM
Tree Surgeon Tree Surgeon is offline
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Default I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

It's not that there isn't a significant amount, it's just that it doesn't come out with much velocity at all.

Now, this really isn't a big deal, but it just sucks because the day I decide to Houdini my gf, I'm going to be SOL.

Suggestions?
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:09 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

Ban?
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:12 PM
vozzie vozzie is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

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It's not that there isn't a significant amount, it's just that it doesn't come out with much velocity at all.

Now, this really isn't a big deal, but it just sucks because the day I decide to Houdini my gf, I'm going to be SOL.

Suggestions?

[/ QUOTE ]

Your penis is to small so you have no leverage effect when you shoot.
Penisenlargement seems like the only option. Good luck with that
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:15 PM
Hoi Polloi Hoi Polloi is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

[ QUOTE ]
It's not that there isn't a significant amount, it's just that it doesn't come out with much velocity at all.

...

Suggestions?

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Don't squeeze so tight.
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:16 PM
whoisthedrizzle whoisthedrizzle is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It's not that there isn't a significant amount, it's just that it doesn't come out with much velocity at all.

Now, this really isn't a big deal, but it just sucks because the day I decide to Houdini my gf, I'm going to be SOL.

Suggestions?

[/ QUOTE ]

Your penis is to small so you have no leverage effect when you shoot.
Penisenlargement seems like the only option. Good luck with that

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op, if you need a hookup for penis enlargement some guy keeps emailing me about this, i could prob get you a good deal
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:16 PM
hamsamich hamsamich is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

Hit it with a hammer right as your about to finish. The ensuing scream and tension created when every muscle in your body is wrenching and writhing in agony will have you breaking records my man!

No need to thank me. I'm here to help.
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:24 PM
TheFaucet TheFaucet is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

kegels yo
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:35 PM
Tree Surgeon Tree Surgeon is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

Girl whom your suggestions will help me to facialize:

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Old 04-17-2007, 07:09 PM
Jeff_B Jeff_B is offline
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

get a better looking girl?
idk how about masturbating less then ten times a day?
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Old 04-17-2007, 07:15 PM
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Default Re: I don\'t shoot, I just dribble.

I know how to help but I really don't feel like explaining the process. You basically need to strengthen the muscle you find between your sack and your anus. Not that hard to do. Google research it and you'll be shootin across the room in no time.
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