Official October [censored] Thread

[benneh]

[censored] a.

the one time i don't reraise aces preflop. million guarantee satellite on FTP.

oh well, at least i just sucked out on the nuts in a stars million satellite to win

Full Tilt Poker Game #3923648352: $1 Million Guarantee Satellite (29787910), Table 9 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:04:44 ET - 2007/10/21
Seat 1: Crawfdad (2,700)
Seat 2: NonoCool (1,535)
Seat 3: benneh (1,865)
Seat 5: elan4501 (3,425)
Seat 6: Tykoon35 (1,535)
Seat 7: chasing4aces (1,215)
Seat 8: Im_all_in53 (1,585)
Seat 9: _THE_ARCHER01 (1,285)
elan4501 posts the small blind of 30
Tykoon35 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benneh [Ac As]
chasing4aces folds
Im_all_in53 folds
_THE_ARCHER01 folds
Crawfdad folds
NonoCool raises to 210
benneh calls 210
ulikeme1000baht sits down
ulikeme1000baht adds 1,578
elan4501 folds
Tykoon35 folds
*** FLOP *** [8d Tc Kd]
NonoCool bets 300
benneh has 15 seconds left to act
benneh raises to 1,655, and is all in
NonoCool calls 1,025, and is all in
benneh shows [Ac As]
NonoCool shows [8h Kh]
Uncalled bet of 330 returned to benneh
*** TURN *** [8d Tc Kd] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [8d Tc Kd 5h] [2c]
benneh shows a pair of Aces
NonoCool shows two pair, Kings and Eights
NonoCool wins the pot (3,160) with two pair, Kings and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,160 | Rake 0
Board: [8d Tc Kd 5h 2c]
Seat 1: Crawfdad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: NonoCool showed [8h Kh] and won (3,160) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: benneh (button) showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: elan4501 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Tykoon35 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: chasing4aces didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Im_all_in53 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: _THE_ARCHER01 didn't bet (folded)

[BarryLyndon]

Someone asked me the other day why I haven't had a big score yet. WELL, THIS [censored] 3423423423523521234Q234 example may [censored] [censored] explain why:

Limper [censored] die in a grease fire (2900), MP2
[censored] you (SB)
Me (4,500)


Limper [censored] limps for 160, SB calls, Hero with KQo raises to 640, dogshit insta calls with KJ or QJ (because I can smell that [censored] stench a mile away), fold:

Flop: Kh 10h 4c

Well, I'm going to bet my king here, get it all in against KQ or QJ and lose:

Hero bets 800, Villain insta pushes, Hero insta calls because he likes getting 2 outted and that's what he [censored] does and then he sits at the [censored] short stack against because THIS IS WHAT [censored] GODDAMN [censored] [censored] GODDAMN [censored] HAPPENS EVERY [censored] TOURNAMENT [censored] DIE!, J hits on turn, let's see which mothferfucking goddamn [censored] donk will get the rest of my [censored] short stack now [censored] you!

Here comes 82o and 63s until I push with [censored] A10 and get [censored] called by [censored] AK. [censored] everything, [censored] it, [censored] this whole [censored] [censored] goddamn [censored] [censored].

Barry

[IWEARGOGGLES]

Oh, Dario:

PokerStars Game #12764200155: Tournament #63859711, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2007/10/21 - 16:49:06 (ET)
Table '63859711 45' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: melpardo (25356 in chips)
Seat 2: LukeFromB13 (17381 in chips)
Seat 3: bani33 (20951 in chips)
Seat 4: AK87 (9051 in chips)
Seat 5: Andy McLEOD (27368 in chips)
Seat 6: Dariominieri (33800 in chips)
Seat 7: jucifer (15732 in chips)
Seat 8: Radioheads (18225 in chips)
Seat 9: kwob20 (64972 in chips)
melpardo: posts the ante 100
LukeFromB13: posts the ante 100
bani33: posts the ante 100
AK87: posts the ante 100
Andy McLEOD: posts the ante 100
Dariominieri: posts the ante 100
jucifer: posts the ante 100
Radioheads: posts the ante 100
kwob20: posts the ante 100
Andy McLEOD: posts small blind 500
Dariominieri: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LukeFromB13 [2c 2s]
jucifer: folds
Radioheads: folds
kwob20: folds
melpardo: folds
LukeFromB13: raises 2000 to 3000
bani33: folds
AK87: folds
Andy McLEOD: folds
Dariominieri: raises 30700 to 33700 and is all-in
LukeFromB13: calls 14281 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc 4h]
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc 4h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc 4h Kc] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dariominieri: shows [2d 7c] (a flush, King high)
LukeFromB13: shows [2c 2s] (a flush, King high - lower cards)
Dariominieri collected 35962 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35962 | Rake 0
Board [Tc Jc 4h Kc 4c]
Seat 1: melpardo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LukeFromB13 showed [2c 2s] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 3: bani33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AK87 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Andy McLEOD (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Dariominieri (big blind) showed [2d 7c] and won (35962) with a flush, King high
Seat 7: jucifer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Radioheads folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: kwob20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[nath]

lmao you actually managed to get it in as a big favorite with deuces

also dario clearly has an awesome grasp of when people are raise-folding

hey so how's everyone's sunday going? hair pulled out yet? break anything?

[ZJ123]

i cant stop laughing at this hand
i mean, its amazing, enjoy, he used his entire time bank, then shoved.

PokerStars Game #12766848455: Tournament #63957733, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/21 - 19:08:41 (ET)
Table '63957733 84' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: docbaby (3020 in chips)
Seat 2: SQUIRELL555 (2840 in chips)
Seat 3: Garfield66 (2750 in chips)
Seat 4: charder30 (2910 in chips)
Seat 5: BtownSkillz (3230 in chips)
Seat 6: neta818 (2870 in chips)
Seat 7: Kaisell (2060 in chips)
Seat 8: johnnywanno (2900 in chips)
Seat 9: ASPoker8 (4400 in chips)
docbaby: posts small blind 10
SQUIRELL555: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Ac Ad]
Garfield66: raises 80 to 100
charder30: raises 220 to 320
BtownSkillz: calls 320
neta818: folds
Kaisell: folds
johnnywanno: folds
ASPoker8: folds
docbaby: folds
SQUIRELL555: folds
Garfield66: raises 280 to 600
charder30: raises 720 to 1320
BtownSkillz: folds
Garfield66: raises 1430 to 2750 and is all-in
charder30: calls 1430
*** FLOP *** [3d 5d Ts]
*** TURN *** [3d 5d Ts] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5d Ts 8s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Garfield66: shows [Qs As] (a flush, Ace high)
charder30: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Garfield66 collected 5850 from pot
charder30 said, "llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
charder30 said, "ooooooooooooooooo"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5850 | Rake 0
Board [3d 5d Ts 8s 6s]
Seat 1: docbaby (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SQUIRELL555 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Garfield66 showed [Qs As] and won (5850) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: charder30 showed [Ac Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: BtownSkillz folded before Flop
Seat 6: neta818 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Kaisell folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: johnnywanno folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ASPoker8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[A_Junglen]

Yay new car

[shaundeeb]

PokerStars Game #12769204799: Tournament #63859739, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/10/21 - 21:19:57 (ET)
Table '63859739 25' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: AK87 (15437 in chips)
Seat 2: escocia (8332 in chips)
Seat 3: Skoenah (13928 in chips)
Seat 4: dpeters17 (1870 in chips)
Seat 5: Tmay420 (7180 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom (19705 in chips)
Seat 7: nemuii (17880 in chips)
Seat 8: Telefonkiosk (13240 in chips)
Seat 9: shaundeeb (11401 in chips)
AK87: posts the ante 25
escocia: posts the ante 25
Skoenah: posts the ante 25
dpeters17: posts the ante 25
Tmay420: posts the ante 25
wwwBTHEREcom: posts the ante 25
nemuii: posts the ante 25
Telefonkiosk: posts the ante 25
shaundeeb: posts the ante 25
Telefonkiosk: posts small blind 150
shaundeeb: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Kc Kh]
AK87: folds
escocia: calls 300
Skoenah: folds
dpeters17: folds
Tmay420: folds
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
nemuii: folds
Telefonkiosk: folds
shaundeeb: raises 934 to 1234
escocia: calls 934
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qc Ah]
shaundeeb: bets 1600
escocia: raises 1600 to 3200
shaundeeb: raises 6942 to 10142 and is all-in
escocia: calls 3873 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ks Qc Ah] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qc Ah Jc] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
escocia: shows [Td Qs] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
escocia collected 16989 from pot
shaundeeb said, "you are sooo ****ing bad"
shaundeeb said, "really"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16989 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Qc Ah Jc 9d]
Seat 1: AK87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: escocia showed [Td Qs] and won (16989) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Skoenah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dpeters17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tmay420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nemuii (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Telefonkiosk (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Kings

[THAY3R]

My brother, sweating me tonight :

brother(9:14:23 PM): lol
brother(9:16:00 PM): good god run worse plz
brother(9:17:04 PM): lol
brother(9:18:05 PM): ur running so good
brother(9:18:34 PM): LOL
brother(9:18:41 PM): how many diff races you gonna lose in this h
brother(9:19:21 PM): sigh


I LOST 6 [censored] RACES IN LIKE HUGE SPOTS IN HUGE TOURNEYS IN A [censored] SPAN OF 15 [censored] GOD DAMN MOTHER [censored] [censored] LOVING MINUTES

[THAY3R]

BUMP

brother(9:23:01 PM): lol
brother(9:23:35 PM): possibly most atrocious thing ive ever seen
thayer(9:24:19 PM): lol
brother(9:27:09 PM): dude lol
brother(9:27:13 PM): if you lose this
brother(9:27:15 PM): lmao
brother(9:27:27 PM): o
brother(9:27:28 PM): m
brother(9:27:28 PM): g
thayer(9:27:45 PM): wtf
brother(9:27:54 PM): lol

[THAY3R]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NEWWWW UPDATE

PokerStars Game #12769356785: Tournament #63957732, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2007/10/21 - 21:28:23 (ET)
Table '63957732 30' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: funjl1969 (5450 in chips)
Seat 2: mactomi1122 (13364 in chips)
Seat 3: sdfsdfsfdsfs (33715 in chips)
Seat 4: JBonus1 (8323 in chips)
Seat 5: oyvindgee (27053 in chips)
Seat 6: donkeykong0 (11600 in chips)
Seat 7: Phaedrus (9708 in chips)
Seat 8: KBroz (22253 in chips)
Seat 9: THAY3R (10159 in chips)
funjl1969: posts the ante 40
mactomi1122: posts the ante 40
sdfsdfsfdsfs: posts the ante 40
JBonus1: posts the ante 40
oyvindgee: posts the ante 40
donkeykong0: posts the ante 40
Phaedrus: posts the ante 40
KBroz: posts the ante 40
THAY3R: posts the ante 40
mactomi1122: posts small blind 400
sdfsdfsfdsfs: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [Ad Kd]
JBonus1: folds
oyvindgee: folds
donkeykong0: folds
Phaedrus: folds
KBroz: folds
THAY3R: raises 1300 to 2100
funjl1969: folds
mactomi1122: folds
sdfsdfsfdsfs: calls 1300
*** FLOP *** [5s Th Ks]
sdfsdfsfdsfs: checks
THAY3R: bets 2400
sdfsdfsfdsfs: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [5s Th Ks] [9s]
sdfsdfsfdsfs: checks
THAY3R: bets 5619 and is all-in
sdfsdfsfdsfs: calls 5619
*** RIVER *** [5s Th Ks 9s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sdfsdfsfdsfs: shows [Qc As] (a flush, Ace high)
THAY3R: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Kings)
sdfsdfsfdsfs collected 20998 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20998 | Rake 0
Board [5s Th Ks 9s 7s]
Seat 1: funjl1969 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mactomi1122 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sdfsdfsfdsfs (big blind) showed [Qc As] and won (20998) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: JBonus1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: oyvindgee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: donkeykong0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Phaedrus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KBroz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: THAY3R showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings