My Office on Fridays

[kylephilly]

After a night of Thirsty Thursdays, guys really tend to blow up the toilets on Fridays. Luckily I made it out alive, but I didn't get far...

[mbillie1]

wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.

[whoisthedrizzle]

You should eat a meal instead of smoking crack all day, you wouldn't be so wicked skinny.

[En Passant]

I can't drop one if there is someone sitting in the stall directly next to me. Anyone else have this problem?

[whoisthedrizzle]

Also you have no ears.

[kylephilly]

I don't poop at work because I don't want to get da crabs that GA has and also because there is poo all over the toile between 9 and 5 and because it stinks in there and because i am a germophobe in some regards

The end.

PS, picture is not drawn to scale DRIZ

[mbillie1]

Solution: bring an empty 2 liter coke bottle to work, urinate in it throughout the day

[kylephilly]

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Solution: bring an empty 2 liter coke bottle to work, urinate in it throughout the day

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Then use for JENKEM?

[Ihavenoavatar]

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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.

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Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo.

[CappyAA]

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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.

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This is correct. 15 min per day X ~200 work days per year = 3000 min. per year = 50 hours = 1.25 work weeks spent pooping.

This also might be why I smoke cigarettes justifying that I get paid to smoke too.