Calling out our neighbors who [censored] constantly

[bonds]

Leave a container of WD-40 outside their door with an anonymous note attached that says "hey how about lubing up those creaky bedsprings yo, people are trying to sleep around here"

[PsYcOsNiPeR]

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Leave a container of WD-40 outside their door with an anonymous note attached that says "hey how about lubing up those creaky bedsprings yo, people are trying to sleep around here"

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nh sir

[NewTeaBag]

This bed is on fire
With passion and love
The neighbors complain
About the noises above
But she only comes
when shes on top...

Laid

[xSCWx]

Bring them a fire extinguisher for if their love gets out of hand.

[bonds]

1. Get a kitchen timer, a bunch of condoms and a cheap clear PVC shower curtain.

2. Attach condoms to shower curtain.

3. Next time they start going at it, run down and tack the condom curtain above their door.

4. Set the kitchen timer outside and set it for like four minutes. Wait for the "Ding!".

5. Enjoy.

[JoeC]

So far I think your original suggestion is the winner. If you can deadpan that, it would be very, very funny.

[absoludicrous]

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Leave a container of WD-40 outside their door with an anonymous note attached that says "hey how about lubing up those creaky bedsprings yo, people are trying to sleep around here"

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Yes. This will be done. I will document with pics. I'd like to get a reaction, but I'm not creepy enough to sit and wait outside their door all day, nor am I home that often.

[absoludicrous]

See, they're [censored] now. 1:50pm.

[T-God]

This thread is much better if you read [censored] as [censored]

[fraserbrown]

Call the cops and say someone in the apartment above you sounds as if they are being raped. Tape and post on youtube