Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....

[nineinchal]

I can't believe only 10% of you believe I am a fat bastard and have no right to judge fat chicks.

I thought it would be much higher.

[gimmetheloot]

isnt the purpose to make fat chicks feel like [censored] so they go to the gym?

wear that shirt all day

[nineinchal]

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isnt the purpose to make fat chicks feel like [censored] so they go to the gym?

wear that shirt all day

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No, the purpose of the shirt is to make them think they can actually get a guy like me.

[bluey]

i saw a fat chick at the gym walking on treadmill. i mean like 250+ fat. i thought "good for her shes trying to lose weight, thats respectable bla bla" after a few more laps around the gym i walked by her again and noticed she was now eating a butterfinger while walking on the treadmill. i started laughing.

[nineinchal]

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i saw a fat chick at the gym walking on treadmill. i mean like 250+ fat. i thought "good for her shes trying to lose weight, thats respectable bla bla" after a few more laps around the gym i walked by her again and noticed she was now eating a butterfinger while walking on the treadmill. i started laughing.

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Why were you laughing, isn't it sad?

I held out a carrot stick last week for the same chick. She wouldn't go for the carrot.

When I put up a butterfinger, she started walking real fast for it.

[The Fatometer]

Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

[React1oN]

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Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

[/ QUOTE ]Excellent gimmick account.

[nineinchal]

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Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

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Your sensors are way off and require recalibration. In fact, you may recalibrate with my humongous butt. Your fatometer will be set to 100% precision and all your measurements will be dead on Rosie's ass accurate thereafter.

[Hume]

Halfway through this thread I had to scroll up and make sure, that yes, I was in BBV4L and not in OOT.

[nineinchal]

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Sensors indicate that OP is %35 likely to be fat.

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Who is the Fatometer in real life?

I am still rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. People on the subway were wondering what I was laughing about.