most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper busto?

[LeatherFace]

Once I mr. Clean enema, cleansed me plentiful.

[Alobar]

Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

[SNOWBALL]

Just hop in the shower afterwards. There's no reason to wipe with any of the stuff in this thread.

[bigt2k4]

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Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

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You must be:
A) fat
B) Arab
C) totally gross
PS B) doesnt make much sense since they seem to be very hairy individuals. For example I get so many klingons(poo stuck in anal hair) and I am not hairy @ all.

[NT!]

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Am I the only person that when in the exceptionally rare situation where I don't have toilet paper, I just don't wipe? I don't get the big deal. Maybe its my diet or something because Im not cleaning clumps of [censored] from my crack when I'm done

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yeah i think you are on your own here bro

i take some foul ass dumps, i gotta improve my eating habits or something