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Old 02-19-2007, 02:11 AM
Poofler Poofler is offline
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

10 and a half pounds of pecans does it.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:11 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

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Remember the three chipotle burritos in 15 minutes thread? At 1500/1800 calories a pop, I'm sure some people might be able to handle one every hour... I sure couldn't, but it sounds possible.

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each one has that many calories...wow, news to me...

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Nah, its more like 1200, at least for my standard order: burrito, steak, rice, pinto beans, medium salsa, sour cream, cheese, lettuce

http://www.chipotlefan.com/index.php?id=chipotle_calc
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:12 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

Seeing as fats are the most calorie dense food and oils are essentially pure fat, at 120 calories per tablespoon your friend would have to consume the equivalent of 4 liters of vegetable oil to reach almost exactly 33,000 calories.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:13 AM
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Honestly, assuming your friend isn't a competitive eater, this is basically impossible.

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also dont bring up kobyashi or other competitive eaters

its like saying dude my friend thinks he can throw a football 60 yds, and you answer well carson palmer ....
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:15 AM
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I would say not possible. The key would obviously be to find the least filling food with the most calories...what are some good options?

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Sugar is going to do you pretty well because it digests fast and doesn't make you feel sick/full like fats. Also it doesn't clog up the intestines. You can down sugared fruit juice to wash down everything else you're eating.

Being over 17 hours instead of 8 makes a big difference. I think this is definitely doable over 17 hours. 8 hours I'm not sure, I've never tried anything like it so hard to say.

You have to think it's just 10 big/bad meals over 17 hours, that's almost 2 hours between each bad meal. Might be best to just eat steadily over the whole period so your blood sugar doesn't go up & down and put you to sleep.

ps. 33k calories is 17.5 cups of olive oil. That sounds scary.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:18 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

Maybe this is easier than we thought.

The record for mayonnaise is 128 oz. in 8 minutes ( http://www.ifoce.com/records.php ), which corresponds to 25,000 calories ( http://www.calorieking.com/foods/calorie...QxNSZwYXI9.html )

So if somebody can eat 25K worth of mayonnaise in 8 minutes, it shouldn't be too hard to eat just a little bit more in a day.

I definitely would not have the stomach for it, but a good eater with enough financial incentive probably could.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:28 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

I haven't ever really witnessed him eating anything really crazy and I'd bet that he's never taken in over 6-8k cals in his life...
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:30 AM
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I haven't ever really witnessed him eating anything really crazy and I'd bet that he's never taken in over 6-8k cals in his life...

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If uses something like olive oil or mayonnaise, I think he might be able to do it. But if he uses plain old junk food like Chipotle or McDonalds, I don't think he has much of a chance.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:30 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

18 pints of frosting OR
110 McD's cheeseburgers OR
213 bags of cheetos OR
165 krispy kremes OR
42 sticks of butter
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:31 AM
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Default Re: 33,000 calories in a day

a small cheese cake is 2000 calories... I can't imagine that he could do this without either getting very sick or vomiting.
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