New book suggestion

eejit · #1 08-01-2006, 08:09 PM

No limit sit n go's
How to win big, when you can't bet, check, or fold.

Somebody get Ed Miller working on this.

jgunnip · #2 08-01-2006, 09:23 PM

I've already made a book like this. its called printing out a bunch of STTF threads...

Indiana · #3 08-01-2006, 09:23 PM

Ed Miller's a pro at SNGs? I didnt know that.

Indy

billxo1b · #4 08-01-2006, 09:59 PM

ok, lost my humor detector.

Pudge714 · #5 08-01-2006, 10:01 PM

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I've already made a book like this. its called printing out a bunch of STTF threads...

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Thats a terrible book title.

aujoz · #6 08-01-2006, 10:03 PM

I think you're missing the humour of the OP.

I think he's trying to highlight how hard it is to play when the buttons disappear.

(indy, you should know betteR)

eejit · #7 08-01-2006, 10:12 PM

Things are looking up.

It could be the beer talking, but I'm pretty sure I just saw this anouncement in the Party chat window.

Dealer: Hey Players! While you're in our lobby, don't forget to check out our new Lost and Found, where you can look for those pesky missing check/fold/bet buttons. Please don't thank us, this is just another special service from your friends here at Party Poker.

jgunnip · #8 08-01-2006, 10:14 PM

i got pwned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

eejit · #9 08-01-2006, 11:43 PM

To heck with Ed Miller

I'm thinking I've gained enough experience over the last week, that I should take a crack at writing this book myself.
Like the HOH series, it will be in the form of a workbook.

Here's a sample.

You're on the bubble in the big blind, the stacks are equal, and the blinds are high, 400/800.
Throughout this sng, utg has taken the unusual approach of truthfully telling everyone his hand before playing.
Utg types "I've got 2/3 off" and goes allin.
Its folded to you in the big blind with pocket aces, and no buttons to act.

Do you.

A: See how many ways you can work the words "mother f'er" into a sentence and yell them at top of you lungs.

B: Take your $69 wireless mouse and see how hard you can smash it against the wall.

C: Open the window and jump out (level dependant).

D: Call customer service and see how many different people you can get to tell you " the problem is definitely on your end"

answer to follow.

Hey Mason if you read this, don't worry, I'm going to give 2+2 first right of refusal on this.

Guthrie · #10 08-02-2006, 03:30 AM

Click here to order ------>