This may sound harsh Ron...

[Richard Tanner]

...but god does not want me to win.

(forgive the lack of HHs, thank bodog)

200NL

Hero is button with AQo. Folded to Hero who makes it 10, SB calls. Flop is 7 high rainbow, SB bets 12, hero makes it 40, SB calls. Turn Q, SB checks, Hero (having noticed that SB has had trouble letting go of hands) pushes, SB calls with 9-9. River 9

Meanwhile at Table 2...
Hero is on the CO with AA makes a big raise and everyone folds. Next hand here is LP with KK. Hero makes the same big raise and BB ($800 behind and has been calling everything with mixed success) calls. Flop is J high, SB bets pot, Hero pushes full stack, SB instacalls with KJ, turn brick, river J.

Wow I suck