An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

[PokerHatesMe]

Hello Sir,

What the [censored] is wrong with you? I watched you "compete" on PAD this week and you sucked more than an Oreck XL... granted I know you are not a NL player but I mean c'mon you could have played better than you did. And what is with your eyeballs? Apparently they pop out of your eye sockets every 15 seconds and it scares me. I feel as if you are trying to stare down my mothers shirt as she sits on the couch knitting a scarf for my grandmother. Also, why do you speak like a raging maniac on speed... Slow down brotha is an hour long show... plenty of time for talking... which I wish you didn't do so much of because for many moments I feeled as though you were yelling at my little brother for writing on the refridgerator with markers...On the bright side... Don't worry about being called a "superuser" because apparently the reflection of your bald head did not just work against jamie gold when you called his all In with q-10 when he basically told you outright he had a pair of kings by Saying he had king high more than 3 times it was obvious what he had when you asked if he had k-q ... Anyways Mr. Boston it was fun while you lasted.... How many horse races did you have to win to pony up the 20k?


Sincerly,
Cookie Monster.

[PokerHatesMe]

Nebody out there?


Helloo0o0o0o

[DonkeyOnTilt]

Alan Boston sucks.

I couldn't take the constant, serial-killer eye bulge coupled with the non-stop, Liebert-esque whining about his bad luck. I would fix the game to give him aces every hand just so he would shut up just a little. I was praying for him to have a heart attack.

WTF is with his eyes, really?

[PokerHatesMe]

WOOO HOOOOO U GUYS ARE AWAKE [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[Tomcruise]

i loled

[Chilltown]

PAD should have handed him mandatory sun glasses.

[jomatty]

i think he is interesting...

[HANABI]

He's a bit of a freak and can be annoying at times but at least he's genuine, and he did make some good jokes and have a few interesting stories. I'd much rather have him at the table instead of Antonio and his constant "i love you guys, you guys are so great, i love poker, this is awesome, america is great, i love you guys" or Matusow's constant fake laughing and high fiving Jaime Gold about every stupid thing

[KSOT]

He is easily the most annoying person ever to appear on a televised poker show.

[Halfpoint]

Boston is a well-documented cocaine user or maybe he quit-but you never really go cold turkey on the stuff if you were ever as bad as he was.