beat: swallowed diamond ?

[bonds]

Thanks for the idea. I have a bunch of cubic zirconia handy and want a few good laughs.

[Grey]

Have fun playing with your [censored] for a fake diamond.

[TheFaucet]

For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

[ebepse]

I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

[Skoob]

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I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

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You are very wise, my friend.

[edfurlong]

Try fishing it out with a stick with gum on the end.

[Johnny Drama]

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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you should investigate the possibility that your father is very cheap.

POOP IT OUT FTW!

[[Phill]]

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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This shoulda been given more attention.

I thought it was bad when my dad fished a pound coin out of a clean toilet with his hand - this right here should be number 1 in a list of "how do you know youre very very poor?"

[ebepse]

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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This shoulda been given more attention.

I thought it was bad when my dad fished a pound coin out of a clean toilet with his hand - this right here should be number 1 in a list of "how do you know youre very very poor?"

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but it was clean

[popeye18]

Can i get a backstory on your avatar spb? I dunno want to search around and read and stuff.