The best post donk quote I've heard

[Richard Tanner]

Anyone have a more mouth watering quote than the one I heard after this hand.

In the hand, Player A and Player B (hereafter refered to as ATM) were the only ones to see the flop after A raised. Flop is 5-8-10 and after a check raise by A, the turn is a Q. A checks, ATM bets, and A pushes. ATM instacalls. A shows a set of 8s, ATM shows 9-10. River J.

After a few seconds (presumably for the feeling to return to A's extremities) he says "Nice hand, you're pretty lucky today" to which ATM responds " If you want a game with skill, try Golf ."

I was laughing for a good minute after that.

Cody

[Greenfield]

Hahaha classic

[cstephe4]

Today, while playing at a 1/2 table on noble I was delt AQs and raised preflop and it went to the river and I lost the hand. The donk who beat me proceeded to tell me never to raise with AQs preflop because it is a hand "used to lure the fish in by limping". WOW

[Adam D]

I think some one here posted a tournament hand where he raised preflop w/ AK, super fish calls. Board was like 962. Hero pushed and the fish tanked and then called w/ AJ and rivered a J. After the hand he asked the fish what he thought he had. The fish responded, "I thought you either had KK or a better Ace."
Classic.

[silkyslim]

i pushed after a raise and a caller and accidentally flipped my AK over after the first guy called. the caller then says, "I was afraid of that." The third player thought for awhile and said "I have to call" and showed KQ. The other guy obvioulsy showed AQ. Nice call

[68Mustang]

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Today, while playing at a 1/2 table on noble I was delt AQs and raised preflop and it went to the river and I lost the hand. The donk who beat me proceeded to tell me never to raise with AQs preflop because it is a hand "used to lure the fish in by limping". WOW

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You must have an awesome buddy list on that site.

[Bubbles]

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i pushed after a raise and a caller and accidentally flipped my AK over after the first guy called. the caller then says, "I was afraid of that." The third player thought for awhile and said "I have to call" and showed KQ. The other guy obvioulsy showed AQ. Nice call

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Talk about dominated hands. Vn.

[Kala1928]

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i pushed after a raise and a caller and accidentally flipped my AK over after the first guy called. the caller then says, "I was afraid of that." The third player thought for awhile and said "I have to call" and showed KQ. The other guy obvioulsy showed AQ. Nice call


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Talk about dominated hands. Vn.


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I had similar shizhit happening live with my AKs vs KdQd vs Ad5d.
river 5