bought classic-style hat, am I a douche?

[eviljeff]

I was bored and stuck in suburbia, so I went to the mall. I wandered into a hat store and ended up buying a classic-style hat with a brim popped in the back and straight in the front similar to this:



I was happy with my purchase until I spotted similar hats in a Hot Topic as I walked by. I'll wear it regardless, but I'd like to know if I'm going to look like an attention-starved, douchy twenty-something. Does it depend on what else I'm wearing?

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Does it depend on what else I'm wearing?

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I think so.

If you were to wear a hat like this with a suit or at least a button down, then I think it could be pretty sweet.

If you wear it with skin tight jeans, a crappy logo T-shirt, and black-framed glasses, I think you're probably an emo loser.

[bisonbison]

I know a guy who can wear that and not look like an idiot.

I know another who wears hats like that and looks like a large failure at life.

[Dids]

I long to be somebody who can pull off a hat like this (or like the leather hat Lewis wore on H:LOTS). Saddly, I am not black, a detective, or from the 30s. FAIL.

[guids]

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I know a guy who can wear that and not look like an idiot.

I know another who wears hats like that and looks like a large failure at life.

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I havent met the first guy.


I really wish I could pull a hat like that off, but its just impossible......depending on where you live.


Wearing it w/ anything other than a nice suit, and overcoat during the winter is really asking for it though

[bisonbison]

I havent met the first guy.

Well, he has a beard and a mohawk and a lazy eye.

He just does not give a [censored] and it actually looks pretty fetching.

[eviljeff]

so far all I see are thinly veiled attempts to get me to post pics of myself. nice try horndogs.

[guids]

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I havent met the first guy.

Well, he has a beard and a mohawk and a lazy eye.

He just does not give a [censored] and it actually looks pretty fetching.

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you're older though, I forgot about that. I think if you are passed the "20-something" years, you can wear it

[bisonbison]

I'm still 20-something. For 3 months. Oh dear god I'm old.

In any case, we all know the answer is "95% chance you actually look retarded and a 99% chance that a random person will think worse of you for wearing that hat.".

[Oliver Nipples]

It might work...










...if you're starring in a 1986 movie with Molly Ringwald.