Strippers coming to a residence

Vivalution · #1 02-03-2007, 05:48 PM

Hey, a few friends and I are having a birthday party tonight for two of our friends. It has a hookers and blow theme, and so I wanted to hire a stripper. Unfortunately I have no experience with strippers, so I am turning to OOT.

I have a few questions:

1) Will I be able to get a stripper for tonight if I only am able to give her ~8 hours notice?

2) How do I find the numbers for strippers that come to residences? I tried looking in the phone book, but there is nothing under stripper. Is the escort section the correct section to call?

3) How do I tell them what kind of girl I want? If I want a thin, attractive, white girl, do I just say that?

4) Can you get strippers to come for just a 30 minute show, and how much will this end up costing?

Thank you so much, hopefully it is not too late because honestly a stripper would be awesome tonight.

PartyPooperGuy · #2 02-03-2007, 05:56 PM

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1) Will I be able to get a stripper for tonight if I only am able to give her ~8 hours notice?

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Probably.

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2) How do I find the numbers for strippers that come to residences? I tried looking in the phone book, but there is nothing under stripper. Is the escort section the correct section to call?

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Google. And no, not the escorts section. Unless you guys want to run train.

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3) How do I tell them what kind of girl I want?

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English.

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If I want a thin, attractive, white girl, do I just say that?

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Yes

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4) Can you get strippers to come for just a 30 minute show, and how much will this end up costing?

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You can tell them to leave as soon as you want, but there's usually a minimum one or two hour "call out," meaning you pay for at least that much time.

Good luck!

p.s. these are all guesses. How'd I do, guys?

holyfield5 · #3 02-03-2007, 06:19 PM

to come to your residence you have to pay the stripper a large sum and STILL tip her......remember she still expects tips

Hopey · #4 02-03-2007, 06:21 PM

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1) Will I be able to get a stripper for tonight if I only am able to give her ~8 hours notice?

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Strippers always require at least 6 weeks' notice. There are no exceptions.

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2) How do I find the numbers for strippers that come to residences? I tried looking in the phone book, but there is nothing under stripper. Is the escort section the correct section to call?

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Absolutely. "Escort" is just another word for "stripper". They're one and the same.

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3) How do I tell them what kind of girl I want? If I want a thin, attractive, white girl, do I just say that?

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All strippers are fat, ugly, and black. You need to revise your expectations.

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4) Can you get strippers to come for just a 30 minute show, and how much will this end up costing?

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A six to eight hour show is the minimum amount of time that any self-respecting stripper will agree to be hired for. This will cost you approximately $26,000 + gratuity.

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Thank you so much, hopefully it is not too late because honestly a stripper would be awesome tonight.

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No problem. Also, when you call the escort agency, ask for a "tranny" -- this is code for "extra hot".

RacersEdge · #5 02-03-2007, 06:22 PM

Try "Entertainers" in the phone book. Ask for what you want and ask their rates over the phone.

bulldog999 · #6 02-03-2007, 07:17 PM

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to come to your residence you have to pay the heat-packing bouncer that comes with the stripper a large sum and STILL tip her......remember she still expects tips

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Skoob · #7 02-03-2007, 07:44 PM

Phone Book:
"Exotic Dancers"

oyesmoreofthis · #8 02-03-2007, 07:59 PM

unless you have a reference for the stripper, i can almost guarantee you will be disappointed with the fat skank/grody meth head. we had a stripper come to the house when i was in a fraternity and her card looked good. then she came to the house and was a total cow. if this bitch had been at a random party she would be a standard average-at-best-faced fat chick that no one would even consider boning. and here we were PAYING her to take off her clothes.

and they come with douche bag bouncers who enforce whatever gay rules they want. and the money grubbing and salesmanship completely takes you out of the mood.

so unless its a verified hotass expensive stripper, you might want to just kidnap some girl and gangrape her and beat her up and throw her into the ocean.

oyesmoreofthis · #9 02-03-2007, 08:05 PM

hold on im not done.

in the same frat i was in, a few new brothers ordered some stripper/hooker off craigslist i think. but they said they were from the punkass gay cracker frat across the street from us. so a bunch of those kids are on their front steps at like midnight when this black hooker from oakland rolls up with her pimp in the car. they of course said they wanted nothing of her and so the big mean pimp gets out and starts saying how hes gonna beat the [censored] out of them cause he "dont play no games." then the bitch frat kids said they would call the police and then ran into their house.

the point of this story is that maybe it would be better to call a hooker from oakland to visit one of your neighbours and you can watch the drama from your apartment.

Oranzith · #10 02-03-2007, 08:16 PM

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hold on im not done.

in the same frat i was in, a few new brothers ordered some stripper/hooker off craigslist i think. but they said they were from the punkass gay cracker frat across the street from us. so a bunch of those kids are on their front steps at like midnight when this black hooker from oakland rolls up with her pimp in the car. they of course said they wanted nothing of her and so the big mean pimp gets out and starts saying how hes gonna beat the [censored] out of them cause he "dont play no games." then the bitch frat kids said they would call the police and then ran into their house.

the point of this story is that maybe it would be better to call a hooker from oakland to visit one of your neighbours and you can watch the drama from your apartment.

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what frat? uc berkeley i assume.

We had two strippers come to my fratnerity. asked for 300 + TIPS + mandatory 'show' that we could pick. lesbian sex, etc, that cost another like 200 or something.